Feb 6, 2012
Guys We're out of febreeze. I swear we buy a can for every quarter we smoke. This shit's getting ridiculous.
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Guys We're out of febreeze. I swear we buy a can for every quarter we smoke. This shit's getting ridiculous.
Omg we're at sushi and two small children are singing apple bottom jeans I'm so happy
And when she walk she swings her arms instead of her hips. And when she talks she moves her mouth instead of her lips.
Omg remember that time when kristie fell in the cafeteria and I missed it but turned around as she was getting up and was like "what happened?" and kristie was all "NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED. GO." Well I remember, kristie. I remember.
Amanda: if dogs could talk they'd have some blackmail man
Kristie: oh fuck sampson would have SO MUCH on me
Amanda: Chauncey. Oh god Chauncey.
Kristie: AND FRED HAS BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIt. Damn Fred...
Me: what
Snailcult or die.
I think the three most used words in my vocabulary are dude, faggot, and sampson.
Kristie
GUYS WE HAD A QUICKIE WITH A BLACK GUY IN A PARK BATHROOM