One of my friends shared this on Facebook and I had to respectfully disagree with her. This is what I texted her. "I saw what you said about all dogs being puppers no matter their age and I have to disagree with that but I'm not disagreeing to be disagreeable I have actually done extensive research and have thought about this alot. So there are three types of "dogs" and there are multiple factors that determine which of the three classifications they fall into. Size, cuddlieness and loafing are the primary classifying factors. The three classifications are as follows: Pupper, Doggo, and Woofer. A pupper is a little doggo, it is smol and cute and usually a young version of the doggo. There are alot of smol puppers that will always be puppers cause they will never grow big enough to be a doggo. That's called a lifelong pupper. Puppers are usually very cuddly. Then there are doggos and that's a big old pupper. Doggos are medium sized and have a good solid bork and can be very cuddly at times. Then we have what we call loafing and that is where a doggo is in a very very cute and cuddly mood and they snuggle in on themselves head to tail into a cute tight little loaf. We then reach a twilight zone where said doggo actually temporarily becomes a pupper, reference the cuteness and loafing levels. This is just a small example of how the boundaries and classifications can be bent slightly if certain "dogs" are able to bend the laws of the Paw. Lastly, we have Woofers. Woofers are big old doggos. Woofers are the biggest of the big and usually have a strong resounding bork. They are rarely very cuddly but if in the mood can slide down to doggo status, temporarily. Woofers are not usually known to loaf but data is still being compiled on that. So you see, it's not as simple as you may think. I don't make the rules here, I am merely a messenger sent to uphold them. I hope you found my explanation informative and perspective changing ❤" Can anyone else get behind this I think it makes sense!!! 😊
