#thisisperfectlynormal

[freythedoormat]

Today I found out that

...having a swallowing reflex is important, or so I've heard. Turns out, mine is not really supportive of me.

I instantly gag whenever the toothbrush hits the back of my tongue just slightly, but when I deep-throat the barrel of my gun, it's all fine apparently. Why do I deep-throat my gun? Screw you, hello? Who are you, a cop? The throat-goat police?