#thissinkingknight

[g4yr4t]

thissinkingknight replied to your post:Well I was gonna say you reach over and open the door with the key with minimal foot movement and get the key, unlock the universe, and become one with the universe. But yours is more practical (Minus the tongue thing) (Tongues are v gross)

Garrett the plant or Eyelash Enby: Superhero Extraordinaire

my eyelashes are very small prehensile tendrils that extend as far as I need to and may even grow tiny flowers

ohman I like cute plant eyelash superhero me

[g4yr4t]

Well I was gonna say you reach over and open the door with the key with minimal foot movement and get the key, unlock the universe, and become one with the universe. But yours is more practical (Minus the tongue thing) (Tongues are v gross)

ohhhh, see, I wasn't going to do the Madoka Heaven thing.

maybe I wouldn't have to use my tongue? I could try to extend my eyelashes very far. orrrrrrr grow vines.

[g4yr4t]

Favourite poem?

"Roses are red,Violets are purple,Which is a very hard word to rhymeAnd makes me happy that on February 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges"

-Neil Gaiman

[g4yr4t]

You are trapped between two doors. One holds an anti-rock serum and the other holds the key to life, the universe. and everything. However there's a rock on your foot, making it nearly impossible to move and the door with the anti-rock serum is locked. What do you do?

cry?

extend my tongue like a lizard to open the door to the room with the key, pull the key out, put it in my hand (gently, w/o getting my hand wet), unlock the anti-rock-serum door, do the tongue thing again to retrieve the serum, pour it on my foot. and then maybe get some ice or something.

DID I GET IT DO I WIN????

[g4yr4t]

thissinkingknight replied to your post:thissinkingknight replied to your photo:TURNED IN...

~you have a crush~

academic crush; he has a daughter who is my age

[g4yr4t]

thissinkingknight replied to your photo:TURNED IN MY ESSAY

[sing-song voice] garrett and dr lewis sitting in a tree - how did they get up there?

HE'S A GREAT PROFESSOR AND I AM CAPABLE OF CLIMBING TREES

[g4yr4t]

thissinkingknight replied to your photoset:am I always this pasty, or is it just the light???

what’s that behind you?

it's a wall hanging slash possibly a bed sheet (leah put it up when we got to the towers idk)

[g4yr4t]

thissinkingknight replied to your post:I liked a midsummer night’s dream more than I’m...

(but as you like it is great)

I wasn't that fond of it

I liked rosalind and celia and disliked pretty much every male character