#thistotallyhappened

[astroloserr]

[hunka-hulka-burninglove]

meanwhile, in a more realistic universe

Steve: Bucky, how do I flirt with Tony?

Bucky: You say something mean but in a funny way

A short while later...

steve: haha tony your parents are dead haha

tony: *sobbing uncontrollably*

steve: oh my gOd i’m so sorry that was ru-

tony: YOU FINALLY REALISED I WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU *continues happy sobbing*

[sweetysan]

Draco Malfoy enjoying the muggle life