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According to Apple Music, Watermelon Sugar was written by Harry Styles, Mitch Rowland, Thomas Hull & Tyler Johnson  Mitch has co-written Ever Since New York and Oh Anna.

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Did you see the note Harry wrote for Kid Harpoon's niece? I know we know it was HL but that writing is very RBB certificate-esque. 'Being fabulous' or something was it? I don't have a blog with it but my memory says the writing is the same. Haha.

It took me ages to find it, but here it is.

https://larryownthisass.tumblr.com/post/165335076730/tea

You know what is terrible about this note? The confirmation that Harry calls people “darling.” I know it’s a common northern English term of endearment but still… did he have to hurt us like that? And the scribbled concentric hearts. And to sign his full name for a friend’s niece because he wants to take her seriously. It just … *sniff*… too much.

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FINE LINE: Songwriting credits on Apple Music

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Kid “My Kids Love To Sing About Cunnilingus” Harpoon. PLEASE EXPLAIN? WHERE IS THIS FROM? im afraid to google for obvious reasons

Here you go.

Kid Harpoon, everybody.

Don’t worry, Olivia Wilde’s kids performed Watermelon Sugar at summer camp in front of their father, Jason Sudeikis, too.

It’s an iconic cunnilingus song written by a homewrecker, for the kids to perform in front of the parent he fucked to the parent he fucked over.

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Have you seen larries getting furious over what kid harpoon said.

https://skepticalarrie.tumblr.com/post/697472927920226304

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Now who's the fool here. Haven't we been saying this since the start that Harry's solo career was seeded since 2013. That people were trying to cut him off from the rest of the boys so that he can go solo as soon as possible. Haven't we already said that Harry has surrounded himself with ONLY awful people.

skepticalarrie.tumblr.com/post/697485822098833408/but-why-did-harry-surround-himself-with-these#notes

It's only now that they are realizing that Harry is surrounded with leeches. How can they not see that Harry has got no real friends. All of his "friends" are just work colleagues, who wants to make as much money from him as possible, who babysit him all the time, and who have taken him far away from reality. I don't know how can they even imagine that at THIS STAGE Louis is actually in a serious relationship with Harry. Has Harry got any real people in his life anymore? No. Not at all.

I’ll do a little bit of detour here because it’s all been known for a long time. Kid Harpoon only explicitly stated what everyone else knew. x x x

So according to Billboard, Kid Harpoon was watching Harry Styles seven years before he wrote Sweet Creature with Harry, in 2016. That would have been 2009, when Thomas Hull was 27 and Harry was a potential breakout star of… 15 years old?

Okay. That’s not predatory at all.

Second, Larries are 100% supporting this predatory, unsavory industry, tooth and nail.

They bitch and moan, but they’re going to help get Kid Harpoon his Grammy, and Jeff Azoff his bazillions. They are doing NOTHING for artists who are not in the spotlight.

Larries already do nothing for Louis, and he’s already famous AND supposed to be their fav. So why should they do anything else for anyone affected by this unfair process?

Larries and Directioners also support every single person associated with Harry, or “preying on Harry” or whatever.

They support Ben Winston and the Grammys. They support James Corden. By supporting Pleasing, they support the Azoffs and Xander Ritz. They support Harry Lambert and everyone he works with. They support Live Nation and Ticketmaster by buying tickets through dynamic pricing. They supported Harry’s datamining. They supported his investment in the Calm app. They support his investment in the Manchester arena.

So what are Larries’ grounds for moral indignation, exactly?

Do they just like getting Tumblr and Twitter notes on social justice warrior posts?

Do they like patting themselves on the back for having correct views, but incorrect actions?

Whatever! :)

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The quote about the kids is from Kid Harpoon for Music Week. How stupid a person should be knowing the song is about pussy and being happy his kids get to sing along?

Harry was reading a book called In Watermelon Sugar [by Richard Brautigan].

(Harry really just reads books to rip them off!)

One of the reasons that song connected so much is because of the lyric, I think it’s just fun, but it doesn’t feel dumb, in a weird way. Is it about sex? I don’t want to get too graphic, but we were saying it could be about this or this...

My kids sing this song all the time, it’s got that thing. Friends and my nieces and nephews have sent videos of them singing it, too. It connected in a way you hope to achieve.

There’s a grocery store in LA called Trader Joe’s, and [after the song came out] they had signs above the watermelons that would be like, ‘watermelon sugar high’. It felt like part of culture.

Especially in the current wave of music, particularly in America, the charts are so full of hip-hop. Hip-hop really feels exciting and it’s really hard to break through, so to break through with a song called Watermelon Sugar about oral sex is kind of awesome.

Kid Harpoon really is something!

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“He is passionate, and it’s not a passion like, ‘I want to be famous, I want to be No.1’, it’s in terms of ‘I love music’”- Kid Harpoon on Harry... I’m glad you felt the need to clarify that, Kid. Oh how I wish it were so.

Oh hahaha. Great joke!

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Imagine you are 37 and be photographed in those conditions and think you are Cool. I'm talking about Kid I don't remember the surname. God. What a discomfort.

Kid Harpoon, I guess (Thomas Hull)? I’m not sure which photo you’re referring to. In this Music Week/Brits article, Kid refers to Harry as his “best friend.” I remember Harry calling Mitch Rowland his best friend in 2017 and I just laugh. (Photo is from the article)