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It's the five year anniversary of this conversation with the woman who agreed to be my wife.

Me: "I've been thinking about Thomas the tank engine"

My wife: "of course..."

Me: "the trains are alive, sentient beings and they have attitudes that cause a lot of shit to happen"

Wife: "that is indeed the basic premise"

Me: "why don't they just cut off their faces? Then they'd be less trouble"

Wife: "wow. Just fucking wow."

Alana and Percy

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Ghoulia is too big to ride on any of the trains.

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