Apr 12, 2018
Thopter Fact 413
All Kaladeshi thopter come preloaded with the entirety of Homestuck in their memory
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Thopter Fact 413
All Kaladeshi thopter come preloaded with the entirety of Homestuck in their memory
Thopter Fact #12
Thopters with sound equipment largely sound like Danny Devito. No one knows why
Thopter Fact #11
Most thopters are incapable of summoning peppermint
Thopter Fact #10
Most thopters’ favorite drink is wd-40 (forty). As for thopters that do not like wd-40, their favorite drink is largely green tea with pineapple juice
Thopter Fact #9
Thopters generally cannot ride motorcycles, however there are thopters that can ride normal motorcycles and motorcycles made especially for thopters.
Thopter Fact #8
A common way to entertain pets on Kaladesh is to attach a laser pointer to a thopter, turn it on then let it loose wherever the pet is.
Thopter Fact #7
Full orchestras of thopters are difficult to organize mainly because most instruments take at least 2 (two) thopters and also wings beating at different speeds make keeping time difficult.
Thopter Fact #6
Thopters are generally a part of a balanced breakfast, and do not want to be