#thor discourse

[partyprincethor1]

Posts I want to write:

1. MCU!Thor’s hair as a reflection of his mental health (it’s more common than you might think!)

2. Comics!Thor’s casual alcoholism (PLAY DRUMS AND WAILING!)

3. Weird shit Thor has in his house

4. Endgame is not Thor’s Iron Man 3, it’s his Iron Man 2, ask me how (and it’s not for the reasons you might think)

5. Why Thor’s tentative character development in Love and Thunder makes the ending kind of troubling

Obviously feel free to shriek at me about any of these things in my asks or post or tags any time.

[guyramsayfieri]

Like don't get me wrong I'm super excited for Valkyrie and super excited that she's being portrayed by Tessa Thompson but Fiege doesn't need to shit on Jane Foster. Especially because apparently working with marbel made Natalie Portman hate working on Thor. Like she wanted to leave because they tossed out female directors and disrespected women and her character. So. Like. Fiege can fuck off.

[partyprincethor1]

almost all of Loki’s plans are extremely short-sighted and build on each other like a house of cards until they all fall down around him. He’s rarely two steps ahead of himself, and each decision is made based on how well the result will benefit Loki. Sometimes those decisions lead to him working for Thanos, sometimes they lead to him saving the people of Asgard. Loki isn’t really good or bad, he’s just Loki.

[partyprincethor1]

Ragnarok loki is the best no one can change my mind

Agreed! To me Ragnarok Loki is a Loki who has spent the past few years feeling safe and working through his angst through theater and being fed grapes and it’s pretty darn great. But then Thor shows up and ruins it. Then he gets to hang out and be hedonistic on Sakaar, and Thor shows up and ruins it.

Except Loki’s not super bitter and angry anymore and they’re not at direct odds. Loki, at this point, is ready to move forward. Thor, at this point, isn’t ready to talk about any of it. It’s a role reversal that clearly makes Loki uncomfortable and he pushes all the buttons he knows exist.

Anyway, Ragnarok Loki had a lot more going on than just not being a pretty emo fuck anymore. (Also I get sad when people say they’d rather see him more like he is in Thor1 and Avengers1 - he was miserable in both of those! He actually seems happy in Ragnarok! Or at least more comfortable with himself and his relationship with his family.)

[gaitwae]

okay but like amid all the thor discourse can we agree that cartoon thor is the best?

[pagesofivy]

GIRL YES THAT SHIP THOOOOO AMEN TO THOR BUT LIKE I QUITE PUBLIX WITH A 4 DAY NOTICE CAUSE SCREW THEM AND ALSO I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THOR THAT ARE COMPLETELY VALID!!!!

1. “He spoils me” WITH WHAT MIDGARDIAN MONEY HOE!???? DOES HE TAKE MY ASS TO ASSGARD CAUSE DAMMNNN THATS ONE HELL OF A TRIP 2. Seriously tho does he have all the different worlds currency??? Like a stash of midgardian money, Vanaheimr money, Niflheim money??? I need answers cause how does he eat? How did he get those clothes??? Does he eat in Asgard before he leaves like “hmm better eat this roast duck before I starve with these mortals” I. NEED. ANSWERS.

(I totally read this in your voice and I’m dying ahhhh I miss you!!!)

YOU THINK TONY DOESN’T HAVE HIM SET UP WITH A CUSHY BANK ACCOUNT? YOU THINK FURY DOESN’T COMPENSATE FOR ALL THE FIGHTING? Also 10/10 Tony would buy some cool Asgardian shit for his collection and/or exchange currencies for Thor bc he’s fuckin Thor my dude.

Thor would totally take you to Asgard though, if you asked. He loves showing you off to his people and showing you where he grew up!!!!

I bet he totally does have tons of different currency tho bc he’s a fuckin king, he’s gotta be able to travel and it’s tacky as fuck to not have the currency for where you’re going. Total n00b traveler shit right there.

I’m sure he does eat in Asgard tho ‘cause they have way better food than we do. Also, their mead is strong af and sometimes he needs a buzz to be able to deal with some of us Midgardians.

[eroticka]

Idk if anyones brought this up but what anime would thor be into?