#thor no.

[therapardalis]

[Random Thing from @the-mjolnir-owner <3]

Late Yule gift: "Merry Yule, my friend! I hope this mysterious and possibly dangerous artifact will keep you busy for weeks to come." ------------

" ... Mysterious?" Thera looked up from the (coincidentally) 12-inch long gold box, inside which was a statuette of Osiris, with the god's most famous and storied piece of anatomy pointing at her from the tissue-paper bed.

"Are you suggesting I've never seen a dick before?" She paused, frowned a little, and gently nudged 'Osiris' to one side.

"Oh look ... he charges through USB ..."

[lokilies]

unf (hehehehehehe)

If you snuck in my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep

[x] Kick you out

[] Have rough sex with you

[] Cuddle with you

[x] Be like wtf?

[] Let you sleepover 

[] Beat your ass

If you kissed me I would:

[] Kiss you back

[] Smile & laugh

[x] Be shocked

[x] Slap you

You are:

[] Cute

[] Adorable

[] Pretty

[] Beautiful

[x] Okay

[] Sexy

[] Hotass Motherfucker

[] Ew

I Would:

[] Smash

[x] Pass