HC: At the end of each week, Loki has meetings, like a support group kind of thing, with the rest of his clones. He asks them what they've done, and tells them about his week, especially if Thor isn't around to talk to.
Loki: So, welcome back, my dearest me-s, and tell me about the great quests that you have initiated and the civilizations that you have conquered.
Loki Clone #1: Not to brag or anything, but on Monday, I ended up ruling the cobras in New York City Zoo.
Loki: I'm sorry, what now?
Loki Clone #1: Okay, so I was roaming the NYC streets as a snake, because you told me to be inconspicuous, and then someone screamed. Next thing I knew was that someone put me in a bag, and they put me in NYC zoo with the rest of the snakes. Cool, right?
Loki:...yes, marvelous. How inconspicuous of you. What about you, cloned me two?
Loki Clone #2: I landed up somewhere near Mexico, and I learnt something beautiful.
Loki: *hopeful* Uh huh, and what's that?
Loki Clone #2: The intricate and delicate art of making a wonderful and absolutely delicious burrito.
Loki: Uhm, good. Good! *thumbs up* And you, cloned me three? *praying* Did you get what I asked.
Loki Clone #3: Of course. Here's one stolen coffee machine from the nearest Starbucks.
Loki: Wonderful! Any difficulties?
Loki Clone #3: The barista wouldn't let go of it, but in the end, I got it. *shrugs*
Loki: Fantastic! This week was fruitful, so go pat yourselves, everybody! Annnnnnd, meeting adjourned.
Bonus: Thor records it one day, and confronts Loki about it. Let's just say Thor ended up with a knife in his chest.









