#thoranduil

[esculentevil]

Thorinduil Headcanon (#9): Generous Misunderstandings by EsculentEvil

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thorin Oakenshield/Thranduil Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Thorin Oakenshield Lives, Headcanon, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Gift Giving, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Elf Culture & Customs, Dwarf/Elf Relationship(s), Idiots in Love, True Love, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, 1 Sentence Fiction, Self-Indulgent Series: Part 36 of Evil's Thorinduil Headcanons Summary:

During the early stages of their relationship, there was a lot--A LOT--of gross misunderstandings regarding body language and reactions

Notes:

((Inspired by @petitpotato​’s adorable and funny fanart here; I just... I’ve always thought this; but their art made me wanna actually write it lol))

OMJ I WROTE SOMETHING I'm so sorry all: I've been incredibly depressed these passed few months and unable to get passed what I think was writer's block (probably still is; I don't think it's actually gone just... I found a hole in it, I guess, thanks to that drawing I saw) Things are... a bit better now--head/heart wise--but the cause of my depression is still here; I just think I've thought of a solution of sorts which is basically finally going through with the Crochet ASMR idea I had like last year but meshing it with my need for better marketing when it comes to my crochet store so... yea; might not work but technically I have two chances of success here (either my store finally does well or the YT channel does) so... here's hoping lol sorry for spewing this just... idk it helps to talk I guess

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[esculentevil]

(Thorinduil Vamp!Thorin AU) Short Sucker (388 words) by EsculentEvil

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thorin Oakenshield/Thranduil Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire/Elf Relationship, Vampire Bites, Mating Bites, Love Bites, Claiming Bites, Biting, Mild Blood, Nipple Play, Size Difference, Height Differences, Cultural Differences, Elf Culture & Customs, Vampire Culture & Customs, 1 Sentence Fiction, No Dialogue, Self-Indulgent, Bottom Thranduil (Tolkien) Series: Part 1 of (Thorinduil + Vamp!Thorin) Short Sucker AU Summary:

Thorin can't feast on Thranduil's neck and sow him at the same time without him literally bowing the Elfking’s back, like an archer stringing their prized weapon, because he’s so bloody short

Note: Because I love Thorin biting Thranduil and Thranduil loves it even more my headcanons (still unpublished cuz I haven't finished THAT fic [don't ask why this one was so much easier to throw down idfk]) surrounding dwarves and their own biting culture weren't enough (cuz they're apparently too hard to pen down -.-💢) and I just needed this in my life: vampire!Thorin struggling to stake~ his~ claim~ on his elf ;P lol Thoughts?

[esculentevil]

(Thorinduil) Home (129 words) by EsculentEvil

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thorin Oakenshield/Thranduil Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield Additional Tags: Ambiguous Age, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Metaphors, Home, Comfort, Love, Self-Indulgent Series: Part 35 of Evil's Thorinduil Headcanons Summary:

To Thranduil, Thorin is built like a house of bricks.

[esculentevil]

I know who you are: I see you in my dreams where my love for you spills from my seams.

EsculentEvil

[esculentevil]

He’s all sharp angles while you’re all blunt force.

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No matter the times, I'm still surprised when, life after life, our eyes align.

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My heart already belongs to another; but, you can have every beat it takes.

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