@daelenn i will do that, thank you!
though this one may have to be split up by campaign bc i think there's too many otherwise, so i'll start with campaign one
1 - tova. it's another short girl! who is, you guessed it, feral. i mean, for starters, this is noelle stevenson we're ranking, only a week after her Supreme Gay Victory on she-ra, so like... that has to count for something. also, werebear. also, blood hunter. also, they rescued her from a dungeon in literal hell and she had the nerve to criticise them. also, they left her in a high security prison in hell, with nothing but an invisibility ring for protection, and she somehow showed up again a year later for honey heist like nothing happened and that's pretty goddamn valid of her but also extremely feral.
2 - oh man i LOVE sprigg. darin de paul is fantastic. definitely one of my fave guest pcs, both for how crucial he was to keyleth's storyline and the story as a whole, and also just how funny he was. in terms of feral specifically, he's an arcane trickster rogue who lives alone in a forest with an imp he hates and his entire house is covered in traps, he talks like every alice in wonderland character at once and discusses ways to take down vox machina with said imp very audibly in front of them, using ridiculous mnemonics. i'm never gonna get over him whispering about how to take down vax and referring to him as elf boy, at which point vax who'd been hearing the whole conversation jumps in to go "yeah i'm not an elf" and sprigg turns back to the imp and in a horrified whisper goes "HE'S NOT AN ELF!!". feral in the BEST way.
3 - i mean arkhan's gotta be up here. like, rode in on a gloomstalker, left by stealing the hand of vecna. not much more to be said than that.
4 - shale. you know the way grandmothers who take no shit and will hit you over the head for anything you say have their own brand of feral energies? yeah, that's what shale's channelling, except with the added bonus of being a goliath
5 - lionel we've already ranked but i think he clocks in somewhere around here?
6 - thorbir. points added for nearly everything about his personality, but deducted for being played by wil wheaton and thus having yakkety sax playing behind everything he does. shoutout to that time he rolled below three on every one of his attacks against a swarm of rats and matt let him do damage anyway on the grounds of "you're so frustrated, you just pick up a rat and tear it in half"
7 - zahra's a hard one, because mary elizabeth mcglynn just has big "everyone's mom" energies, and also she plays zahra so goddamn charming. but i mean, she's still a tiefling warlock mercenary, i think she's got plenty of feral in there
8 - garthok. not too feral, as things go? really he was just a fairly model clasp agent, well in control of himself, but also like, a career criminal and master assassin
9 - lillith. i wish we'd seen more of her? i loved everything kit buss did with accents, she started the eastern european wildemount tiefling thing, also her switching to the yorkshire to be the over the top distressed maid was great. i think she's more controlled than she is feral? like she was in hiding forever she had to be. but also like, "tell my sister i hope her face still festers". she can be hardcore when she wants.
10 - lyra. points deducted for nerdy human wizard. but definitely added for every time aldor got brought up
11 - kashaw. i think kash wants people to think he's feral? and granted, points for utterly demolishing that one assassin that tried to kill him, but on the whole, he's a lot nicer of a person than he tries to make everyone believe. also, has seen vesh, does not actually want to be feral. also will friedle has the best grasp of comedy i've ever seen and that's not necessarily relevant to his feral levels but just shoutout to kash 'cause i love him
12 - kerrek's the opposite of feral. mr gardener leader paladin teddy bear, thank you for taking good loving care of these kids. god knows they need it. patrick rothfuss i love you and wanna see you on the show again
