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I feel like Steve and Thor have a competition going, of who find their boyfriend asleep in the strangest place?
So Thor’s like, “I found bruce asleep under the fridge last Tuesday”
And Steve will go “tony was asleep on top of a cupboard under an old coffee machine”
Meanwhile both Bruce and Tony are off falling asleep somewhere
Strap yourself in.
So, imagine Tony and Bruce being professors at some university, and two new professors get transferred in at around similar times- professor Rogers and Professor Odinson.
Now Bruce has to deal with Tony barging in his classroom at every break to complain about how rudely hot the new art professer is. While Bruce just nods and stares out his window, because he’s got a good view of the history and mythology building where Thor is working.
And then the university takes a trip to this art museum, with a lot of different mythologies as it’s themes- so of course Steve and Thor are running the trip.
And Tony, hearing this, signs himself and Bruce up to also help run the trip.
“Tony we now nothing about art”
“Bruce we need to make them fall in love wit us”
Meanwhile Thor and Steve are panicking around the hot science, and engineering professor and are spouting so much bullshit about art and history in attempts to impress them, and buying them coffee and just being adorable awkward shits.
The students are shipping it so hard.
Can you imagine if ragnarok was exactly the same for most parts — But sakaar loved its reality tv, and the revengers whole adventure was filmed in like documentary format.
Thor was the hot new fighter who everyone shipped with his old friend and geeky scientist roommate- Bruce. And everyone loved the banter and murder attempts between loki and Valkyrie. And oooohhhh the interview.
Like Thor bitching to the camera because he knows he can beat hulk, and he was cheated of a victory, and his day already sucked and he just wants to sleep for like a year (with Bruce the people assume)
Bruce just sat there panicking for like ten minutes, and then comes out with a simple “am I like a Kardashian?” And then hides whenever he sees the filming crew.
Hulk keeps trying to ruin the tech so it becomes more of a, run away from hulk whoever you see him- as opposed to actually interviewing him.
Brundhilde just blabs on about the different alcohol you get on different worlds and ends up inviting half the crew to get wrecked later that evening.
Aaaannnndddd loki is the one who always ends up crying on camera and bitching about his life whilst the camera man awkwardly films him.
OKAY BUT IMAGINE art student Thor, constantly finding himself sculpting and painting the awkward science student in the block next door, who he can see through the window perfectly. Without meaning to he fills a book of different features, his nearly there smile, his adorable nose, his brown eyes, his curls, and probably- definitely- falls in love with his muse along the way.
The amount this kid drops his beakers is ridiculous and Thor loves it.
No one mentions the strange stalker art-
Until one of his pieces ends up in the art show and Tony- who went to the exhibition for his boyfriend Steve- sees this massive painting of Bruce. His friend leant over a bubbling experiment, glasses askew and hair a mess, goggles thrown aside and apron hanging off his form- and Tony knows the artist must fucking love Bruce by the way they’ve drawn his smile, how they had to look for it first.
He probably also takes a snap chat of it and sends it to Bruce “lol guess who’s got a artsy stalker”
IMAGINE BRUCE LOSING HIS GLASSES RIGHT AFTER HE TOLD TONY HE WOULDN’T
SO HE REFUSES TO GO FIND THEM AND JUST WALKS ROUND THIS ART MUSEM BASICALLY BLIND AND SPENDS TEN NINUTES STARING AT THOR MUMBLING “THESE STATUES ARE SO REALISTIC, SO BEAUTIFUL ”
ONLY REALISING HIS MISTAKE WHEN HE STROKED THE STATUES BICEP AND IT MADE A NOISE AT HIM
Thorbruce is THAT couple who absolutely smash couples yoga
I need Thorbruce babysitting toddler peter and even after an evening of literal chaos, they both still turn to each other and are like “I want one”
I feel like Bruce would be that petty bitch to play fighting/break up music, when ever he walked in the room, if he and Thor were currently fighting. Just mouthing the lyrics as he stares Thor in the eyes
