Nov 20, 2025
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Thor: *rolls over in bed and knees Bruce in the ribs*
Bruce: ow
Bruce: you kneed me
Thor, sleepily: yeah I need you
people are calling the Thor x Bruce ship BRAINSTORM?!
are you kidding me that's adorable as heck. I'll ship them just for that
A new action crime heist thriller movie starring Chris Hemsworth as the criminal and Mark Ruffalo as the FBI agent trying to catch him and they have a cat-and-mouse dynamic??
Hmmm.... How can I make this about ThorBruce...
Honestly idgaf about canon anymore.
I used to, I used to want to stay close to the source material, only really liked ships that were canon adjacent or obvious - Destiel because duh, Morecia, Brutasha, kinda Clintasha bc I wasn't paying attention for the first bit of Avengers and thought they were married. Stuff like Sabriel, Moreid, Stony and Stucky were so foreign to me. I couldn't see it because it wasn't right in front of me.
Something changed. Idk what but it did.
Now I see that Tony could totally be in relationships with Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, Bruce, Steve AND Bucky. Thor and Bruce are two best friends, right? WRONG. They are in love your honour. Clint and Bucky? Sure. Nat and Bucky? Honestly meh, but sure. Loki and Bucky? Recipe for disaster, bring it on. That's pretty much Loki with anyone though.
Sabriel? FUCK YES. I love them so much. I can't wait to get into season 12/13 for more of them. Did Dean and Benny have an affair in purgatory? Yep, the second Dean saw Cas he felt soooooo guilty about it. Even though they weren't together yet. DO they get together? Yep. Eventually. They do. THEY DO.
Morgan and Reid are best friends of course. But do they also have AT LEAST the potential to be a couple? Uh huh. Jemily. The answer? A resounding yes.
Cherik? I'm honestly slightly confused on whether they are canon or just HIGHLY suggested to be but either way, yes.
Poolverine? FUCK yeah. Like, there's no question there, just, yes.
Spideypool? As I understand, more a comics thing and I don't rea the comics but do I still ship it? Fuck yeah. Specifically Andrew Garfield's Spiderman for a live action one.
SpideyTorch? Again, more a comics thing. I haven't even seen the new Fantastic Four movie but I still ship it. Purely from random headcanons and fanart.
That's it. That's my rant.
Moral of the story? Fuck canon. Make your own rules.
We stan....
our protective boyfriends
ANSDCNIENESSOPVLWIRNCKWVKFEOWO!!!!!
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