AU/Summary: Thor and Loki are the brothers of hell and also sons of hades. They need a wife and Hades picks you up.
A/N: I’m not the best speller. Please leave feedback and if you want to be tagged.
My beta: @true-queen-of-mischief
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“I’m Hades. But you can call me Odin.” I love around and see his giant throne. And pillars. This is a throne room. The throne room of the underworld. “Y/N!” I snap back up at him. How does he know my name. Odin or Hades starts descending from his throne. I with shaky legs get up. It’d be stupid run right?
“So. Your Hades?” Odin nods. The girls who kidnapped me start giggling.
“Don’t mind them they’re just maids. You’ll soon be their boss.” The two stop and look at Odin like they didn’t know.
“Your magisty-.” The one starts.
“You can leave us!.” With that they bow and glare at me on the way out. I give a questioning glance and take a step back. “I have two sons.” He starts walking back and forth. “One’s arrogant. Ones stuck in his ways.” He stops and points to the paintings on the ceiling. “Loki dark hair. Thor blonde hair.” I see two beautiful men. They are definitely gods. “They can’t find a woman or keep one for their long ass life. So I’ve had to take measures in my own hands.” He begins walking again but no without asking me to walk with him. Witch I do. We start to walk threw beautiful hallways that show a not so beautiful outside. More painting and other stuff that isn’t important. “I need you to at least try and-”
“Hold up. Mr god if hell. If you say I need to date one of them I won’t.” He smiles.
“Then at least show them how life is above. They’ve been but as guests. Never as a human.” He says looking me up and down. Rude. Very rude of you. This old man is making me a babysitter.
“Why. Just pick one of the other god children. There arranged marriage.” I say crossing my arms. Note to self. The front desk can answer and questions you need.
“We tried it worked for a little. But they always-”
“Made their wife want to kill them.” I say.
“Yes and in god world that could literally happen.” Odin says looking at me straight faced. I can’t help but laugh. “What’s funny.”
“Nothing. Nothing.” I say clutching my stomach. “Wow. Ok. I’m done.” I say whiping a tear.
“I know you don’t have to work or do anything till Saturday so your staying here a week.” Odin says. We stop at a bedroom. I feel I’ve only gone along with this because if I didn’t I’d probably be dead. Like this guys heart is probably made of fire or something. You have dogs to take care. Just listen. Do what he says. And you’ll be back home in no time. “Your oddly calm about this.”
“I don’t know how to get home. Remember. Bag over head.” I make a bag over head motion. “And honestly. Hell is scary.”
“Good thing you won’t be we when you die. Your good deeds to the community have given you an all access pass to where my brothers live.” Odin rolls his eyes. Oh forgot he’s the shit brother. Can’t wait to see witch is witch with his children.
I stand there awkwardly. “Oh! Y/n tomorrow you’ll meet the boys. I already have clothes and stuff in your room. Someone will get you for dinner. Wear something nice.” And with that he winks then disappears.
I wave around in front of me. “Uh Mr Hades? Odin? Jesus gods are weird.” I open my door to a beautiful bedroom.
“Wow.” I close the door behind me. I walk into a door. “NOW THATS A SHOWER!” Wow this is cool. I walking to the closet. It’s filled with dresses for this world and clothes for mine. I swear if Hades stalked me with so weird god shit. Ima slap him. I walk out and see there’s a lock on the door. I immediately lock it. I take my phone out of my pocket and have no service. “Well I am under neath the signal.” I put my phone under my pillow. Strip and jump into my bed I guess. Soon to be consumed by sleep.
Hades walks down the halls and into the boys wing of the castle. Loki is reading and Thor outside practicing his hammer.
As soon as his presence is known both boys look up. Loki is the first to speak.“What is it father.”
Thor places his hammer down and walks inside.
“She’s here. She’ll be at dinner tonight.” Both boys start a little panic.
“That’s mad! Let here go!” Loki says above Thor.
“She’s very calm about this whole situation for she knows if she doesn’t listen I’ll have to kill her. Because nobody can really know we exist.”
“Oh that’s rich. She’s been scared into calm because she has a ring of death around her.” Loki says throwing his hands up. Thor just looks at his father with disgust. Loki has been married off many times and it has failed in the marriage part. He has other kids. Thor not so much.
“Your a disappointment my child of mischief.” Loki rolls his eyes.
“Yeah yeah.” He waves his hands and walks outside.
“Thor. You are to be king. You need to marry.” Thor nods. Nervous about how the little human will think about him. He’s not a whimp. Just god women have been known to be different from human women. It’s new.
“I’ll do my best father.” Hades nods and walks away.
“Your not actually going to do this.” Loki says leaning on the wall.
“You did it.” Thor says plopping on the couch.
“They agreed also. And it didn’t work.”
“This time it’s different.”
“She’s our prisoner pretty much. And is-”
“Why do you care about human life all of a sudden Loki?” Thor says taking his hand from under his chin out of its rested position. “You’ve kill millions. Hmm?”
Loki looks down. “She owns an animal rescue. And takes care of her father. Taking away her life is wrong when she won’t even end up her when she dies.” Loki looks up. “I overheard mother and father talking about her. Mother thinks it’s a good idea too.”
Rescues animals and takes care of the elderly and she got stuff with them. No wonder.
“What are we going to do now? She’s here.” Thor says. “Wait mom is that desperate to see us married?” Loki nods already saying to much. He is the god is mischief. He was going to find out if she was worth it or not.
“We’re the sons of hell. To marry an angel would be wrong.” Loki says and walks away. Thor just sits there. Animal rescuer. Wonder if she’d like Cerberus? Thor says waking away into his own room.
A/N: guess with bedroom is for witch boy. I wish I had my own wing of a castle. And did y'all expect Loki to feel bad. Remember it’s an AU so…
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