#thorloki thoughts

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very important note: if I ever talk about wanting to see thor ravish loki I do not mean that I want woobie loki and evil thor; I mean that I want tender, loving thor spanking loki hard and putting him in his place for his own good

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sometimes I think about just how huge and powerful thor is and how he's this big, happy puppy who can be super gentle but who can also grab loki when they're in bed and put all of that weight and muscle behind his thrusts and pound him until he's screaming with ecstasy

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thor banging loki with loki's clothes still half on \(◕ω◕✿)/

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this is really horrible but whenever I hear loki rambling in that breathless voice while he's dying I can't help thinking that that's probably what he sounds like when he's babbling to thor during sex

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thor will never stop loving loki whether he's jotun or a boy or a girl it makes no dif to thor I mean loki could literally turn into a potato and thor would carry the potato around and tickle it with his finger and go 'my liddel brutha' .u. and he'd be so happy because the potato isn't even trying to stab him

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when loki can't sleep thor rolls over on his side and gently slides his warm fingers into loki's quim while loki lies there on his back, and he rubs softly and slowly in all the best spots, and loki keeps his eyes closed and mewls quietly and his fingers twitch and clutch at the sheets as he gets close. and when he comes he just breathes deeply through it while thor strokes him and then thor licks his fingers clean and curls up around loki while loki shifts and snuggles into him and they fall asleep.

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I like to imagine loki owning a collection of super elegant and expensive wooden dildos like these in every style to create any kind of sensation he could want and he keeps them in velvet-lined boxes, and every time there's a special occasion or a reason to buy himself a present he commissions a new one from this guy/lady who runs an extremely discrete private boutique that caters to nobles, and he has at least a dozen of them that are models of thor's cock in various moods; like one of them actually has carved rivulets of pre-come that form ridges running down the length, one has the foreskin still covering the head, etc. and of course another dozen are models of his own cock because he's vain like that. 

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i feel like king!thor and advisor!loki is like the opposite of that gross idea about putting kindness coins into a girl to make sex happen; with loki u have to put the dick in before he'll give u any advice. quality of the advice is subject to the quality of the orgasm.