more stevebuckythor (thorstevebucky?). thanks to mamamarvel for converting me:
steve and bucky on their own aren’t strong enough to beat thor in a sparring match, so sometimes to give him a real challenge they team up and fight him, two-on-one. the last time they did this they ended up getting so into it that they didn’t notice sam and clint come in until darts started flying across the gym
whenever they have free time bucky and thor take to doing each other’s hair. not just braiding it but like. curling each others hair. dyeing it? CRIMPING. BUCKY AND THOR CRIMPING EACH OTHER’S HAIR
(they also try to convince steve to grow his hair out)
(steve refuses but grows a beard instead)
(everyone groans, and sam laughs about hipster captain america and then introduces bucky and thor to the wonderful world of hair accessories - he has nieces, okay, he keeps like three emergency bags at his place full of hair stuff for them. his nieces, when they find out where their emergency hair supplies are going, gleefully help bucky and thor put pretty clips and barrettes and pins in their hair. bucky and thor learn how to do the girls’ hair as well.)
thor visits asgard and brings back asgardian clothing for his boyfriends. steve refuses to take his cape off all day (”fuckin’ idiot,” bucky mutters under his breath. “i don’t see you taking your poncho off, buck,” steve replies. bucky’s offended response is cut off when tony says, “jesus, steve, kid wants to pretend he’s luke skywalker, who’re you to stop him?”) (for the rest of the week every time one of them goes into tony’s workshop they wear the poncho and point at whatever tony’s working on and say, “what a piece of junk!”)