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i tried to have car sex with a guy for the first time the other day and the expectations i had that were set by menthol were simultaneously exceeded and disappointed. it was super hot and i will 100% be doing it again, no question. but the guy i’m hooking up with is way too tall for it to be anything but horribly cramped and awkward and honestly so am i and i think i pulled a muscle (i am 5’9 and he’s 6’6 🥲 save us)

LIFE IMITATES ART ! ! ! ! im happy you had a good time anon HONESTLY THE TALL STRUGGLES SOUND LIKE SMTH THAT WOULD 100% HAPPEN WITH AKI TOO !! perhaps you must rent a van with a very tall ceiling to increase the comfort level of your next encounter

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Cass we miss you come back :( plz do a life update

HELLO I MISS U ALL DEARLY ! ! ! a life update u say...

DATING THE BEST GUY EVER .. u guys when i tell u he is so fic coded .. legitimately my dream man hes 6'0 and 200lbs and so jacked and covered in tattoos i am obsessed w him and hes so sweet to me genui nely the sweetest most caring guy ever!!!!! he has gotten me into so many good habits like now i go to the gym 4+ days a wk and i am eating good HE COOKS FOR ME and he takes care of my puppy and he buys me groceries.. OBSESSED WITH HIM ! ! ! aside from that i just got a big raise i am so stoked on it!! working a lot and my job pays for my school so i am very grateful.

ALSO I AM DOING A FULL BACK PIECE TATTOIO AND IT HURTS SO BAD I TELL U .. its gonna be like 6x 4hr sessions i am dying. also going to coachella w my mans soon yay!!!

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not to be weird but I still check your ao3 to see if you posted anything, if you get to writing again people would eat that shit up 🍴‼️❤️

ITS NOT WEIRD AT ALL IT WARMS MY JEART SO MUCH im so happy ppl are still enjoying the fics!!!

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will u come back to WY 💔

I WILL COME BACK ONE DAY THIS I PROMISE

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pls mommy feed us with more mha fanfics or drabbels or anything🙏🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️

HI DARLING do u have like. a specific ccharacter u are thinking

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I still think about Menthol ❤️

I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY ANON

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do you have any book recommendations for us :D

MAYBE SO.......!!!! u know i love talkin abt books!!!

well, ok since ive posted about most of the books ive been reading recently MAYBE i can also post about some that i ordered and am waiting to arrive??? because all of these sounded very interesting to me!!!

SO books i have coming in the mail:

surrealist novels:

the woman in the dunes by kobo abe

the hearing trumpet by leonora carrington

the melancholy of resistance by laszlo krasznahorkai:

the third policeman by flann o'brien

nadja by andre breton

(been really into surrealism lately if it isn't apparent. most excited for melancholy of resistance i think)

horror, gothic, etc:

bruges-la-morte by georges rodenbach

the damned (la-bas) by joris-karl huysmans

floating dragon by peter straub

classics, short stories, etc:

french decadent tales (oxford world's classics) by stephen romer

in watermelon sugar by richard brautigan

swann's way (in search of lost time, #1) by marcel proust

selected short stories by balzac

icefields by thomas wharton

some ive picked up recently & stoked to read:

ada, or ardor by nabokov (my most beloved author of all time)

carmilla by le fanu

nightmare alley by william lindsay gresham

a king alone by jean giono

twilight of the idols by nietzsche

transparent things by nabokov

dark water by koji suzuki

selected poems by jorge luis borges (also beloved)

trolled my goodreads for more recs

books ive read & enjoyed so far this year:

the iliac crest by cristina rivera garza

the tenant by roland topor (FAV!!! huge fav)

crimson labyrinth by yusuke kishi

pedro paramo by juan rulfo

carolina ghost woods by judy jordan

death in her hands by ottessa moshfegh

the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera

in the lake of the woods by tim o'brien

disgrace by j m coetzee

goth by otsuichi

books i enjoyed from last year:

the lottery & other stories by shirley jackson

the vegetarian by han kang

rosemary's baby by ira levin

piercing by ryu murakami (an all time fav)

the bloody chamber by angela carter (fav)

starve acre by andrew michael hurley (also a fav)

the glassy, burning floor of hell by brian evenson

the devil's larder by jim crace

monstrilio by gerardo samano cordova

and as a bonus, literally anything by nabokov. i have a big book of his short fiction that ive been reading slowly for a long while. despair by him is my fav book of all time, hands down. he is a master of absurdism (and a master of every language he writes in).

ALSO!!!! if youre into poetry, anything and every single thing by: t.s. eliot, baudelaire, rimbaud, borges. i also love neruda's poetry but i have heard he was an awful man so keep that in mind

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Bought an iNSANE vibrator a while ago that I was initially disappointed in because the steady vibration had no intensity levels and was really high. Anyway, my old trusty vibe died when I was fucking close and I fished this NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPON out of the toy box.

I now get why masturbation is a sin. That DEMONIC DEVICE made me squirt 3 times. I’ve never fucking done that before. Idek how many times I came but it had to be in the double digits. Literally screeching (not even in a sexy way) and twitching like a glitching video game model.

Bro I thought ahegaos were a weird fuckign hentai thing. They are not. I may be shocked and scandalized, but I am NOt exaggerating for comedic effects.

Idk why I’m telling you this, but by god I just needed to tell someone

EXCUSE MED??????????? ANON HOW COULD U JUST SEND ME THIS AND NOT TELL US THE PRODUCT NAME!!!!! GET BACK HERE