I just had the thought of 'I wonder if we'll ever get Doc writing Al visiting the coffee shop on a visit to Ed' and then imagined somehow Roy doing something to really impress Al just to annoy Ed, so the rest of the visit, Al is gushing about that really cool guy at the coffee place, Roy and Ed during it with gritted teeth cause he doesn't want to curb Al's enthusiasm of the place, as he's hoping to get custody and make it Al's home or something ahhaa
Oh man this is an inspired idea, I have to take notes on this ahaha. God, that would piss Ed off but he's trying so hard because he NEEDS this job, and more than that he needs it to DEVELOP into a real job after the grant runs out and he CANNOT STOP HIMSELF from fighting with his fucking boss who is the most annoying man Ed has ever met in a life ful of fucking annoying men but eventually he NEEDS to have his buy in because he has a PLAN and that PLAN is contingent on getting all three of them to vote to stake him and FUCKING HAWKEYE will always back FUCKING ROY*. But if he doesn't get his shit extremely together, he is never going to get his brother back.
So he brings Al to the shop. Hoping he'll like it, hoping he'll think his brother is doing a good job, hoping he'll see how hard Ed is trying and not be too angry for all the ways he fucked up.
And you know what Roy does that really impresses Al? Something I've actually thought Roy would be good at when thinking about coffee before?
Latte art. It's a thing that a lot of cafes do and can range from the easiest most basic:
Which is a thing that I think Roy would teach to everyone who works there, and every in-house latte goes out with at LEAST chasing hearts. I can do fucking chasing hearts, it's not hard. But getting good at latte art requires a lot of fine motor skills, which I have always held as something Roy has in droves, and I think small, picky little things that require his attention are something he gets into as a way of distracting from the 'everything else' in his brain, so i think he gets very good at it. I think he likes to come up with ones to put on Elicia's hot chocolate, some of which he'd never do in the shop because it requires standing there with like, cocoa powder and a toothpick, but for her he would.
Anyway, so Al is in there and Ed is showing him around and Roy is standing at the bar talking to Hawkeye about something and after she pulls the shot he's just picking up the mug--because he's standing there anyway--and he's just cranking out a couple swans and rosettas
While he's standing there talking and Al is ENCHANTED. Which Ed is both like, "Oh yeah...that is...so cool! Love that. Great. I don't know how to do that." But internally he's thinking, "There's no one fucking else in this shop you could choose to be impressed by??" And Roy, being Roy, notices, and being Roy, decides that he'll be soooooo nice and show this kid some real shit. Asks a regular if she minds if Roy takes a second and:
Al is one second off from fucking clapping. This is clearly, clearly getting to Ed, so Roy tells hawkeye to pull him a shot for a latte he doesn't even fucking want just to show off:
Then as a last straw in which he is heaping coals on Ed's head with the wonder and joy in his brother's eyes, he smiles and asks Al if he'd like a hot chocolate or something. Al says he'd love a hot chocolate, and Roy asks if he likes rabbits, to which he of course says yeah of course he does and:
Al cannot stop talking about how cool and nice Roy is, and how nice it is that they let Ed work for them, and this is such a cool place and the hot chocolate is so good and Ed is going to LOSE IT. But. He really wants Al to like this place, and like Ed's work. And what the fuck is he going to say to Roy, "Fuck you for being nice to my little brother?" even if he knows HE KNOWS he was just doing it to make Ed fucking crazy.
ahahah. God. Sucks to be Ed, as always.
*I doi, actually, not agree with this. But Ed would think it.













