#thoughts of frog

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So I'm reading phm (finally) and 2 things are just so funny to me

1. RYLAND CURSES LIKE A TODDLER. I get he's a teacher and he probably automatically self censors but still. Grown ass man saying "golly".

2. Everyone drawing Rocky lying on top of Ryland like a cat when he canonically weights the same as a fucking fridge is incredible. Honey your organs are GONE. SLUDGE. SLURRY. Imagine trying to sleep with a motorcycle lying on your stomach. I think a solid majority of people would perish instantly.

[frog-with-a-knife]

My friends listening to me make bs ship dynamics and then the quiet realization it's just markiplier ryan gosling and their pet rock.

...or maybe Rocky and their pet markiplier and ryan gosling

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I hired this autistic man to stare at you

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Simon to me

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Thought you lunglings might enjoy this

I love the face paint feature but man is it annoying sometimes 😭 give us LAYERS NINTENDO </3

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I feel like I could make a mark FISHbach joke but I also feel like it would be a bit too on the nose

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Vibrant eyes by CG5 but it's Simon CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

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MY SON

(THANK YOU SO MUCH @starsirrah!!!!!!!!!!!!)