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𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝕿𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖜𝖆𝖒𝖕! ♥︎♡

Names: Olive, Ebony, Bix, Blorbo, Yosuke, Chai, Captain, Bane, Hank

Pronouns: They/Them, He/Him, It/That, 🐸/🐸self

About me: I'm just a silly little guy :3. Anarchoqueer, omnitheist, hellenist, and AudiHD!

DNIs

If you don't know, just don't interact! I do block & I do report 💜

siblings part 2

…i dont know why i left that bubble blank

#refrogs #i personally think the blank bubble improves it

connor-dioda

Just a couple of Eridian characters that had been sitting in my drafts for a while.

#refrogs #i love you kevin #and tinfoil. i love them too. crazy silly guy

veeinthereal

Dude hmo. Tadc x markiplier egos au. Can you hear me is this thing on

is caine isn't actor or wilford I'M NOT LISTENING /j

acephoric

DUDE THISE WERE THE EXACT TWO I WAS DEBATING OVER MAKING CAINE HOLY FUCK. also considered making Caine Dark… hrrrnghfmngfh. Kinger’s Dark actually. Queenie’s a hallucination, pomni’s the DA, JAX IS WILFORD, HILY SHIT ITS ALL COMING TOGENTER

veeinthereal

this implies transfem wilford /j

acephoric

fffuck. Yanderiplier as Jax WAIT FUCK THATS GENIUS

frog-with-a-knife

I offer zooble as Simon on a silver platter for your consideration

#refrogs

ahmnorhein-zkn

Repost, now do your honors.

#refrogs

r3member-me-n0t

You were born with blonde hair.

You hate it.

It looks terrible on you and you've always thought that. When you were really young, you thought that's just what everyone thought about their hair colour. When you were a teenager, people chalked it up to hormones and wanting to be unique and follow the trends of dying your hair. It wasn't.

You've seen people with brown hair. It looks so good. You start imagining yourself with beautiful brunette hair. What if you could be that? And then you hear someone talk about you, call you 'that blonde over there' or someone telling you, 'your blonde hair looks so good!' and you're reminded all over again.

Your parents talk about something. Something you've never heard of before. "All those young kids, dying hair everywhere," they say. You ask them what it means. "Oh, that's when someone with one hair colour thinks they're better off with another hair colour." Your heart lights up. There's more people like you. You're not insane. And then- "Fucking insane. They just want to feel special. All this ridiculousness over trends." It hits you in the heart. You say nothing, just mumble an 'okay' and turn your attention back to your food.

That night, you're scrolling on your phone, and one video pops out. It's talking about dyed hair. You see people not just with natural-coloured dyed hair, but blues and greens and so many other colours. It looks beautiful. You remember your blonde hair. Could it finally be brown? These people are like you. They might be able to help.

You do research. You reach out to people online. And finally, you have your hands on a box dye from a store. it's not the highest quality, but you have it. At midnight the next weekend, you do it. You dye it brown. It's messy and tricky, but your heart is swelling with joy the entire time.

You expect people at school to be happy. Your hair is beautiful. You're beautiful. You finally feel comfort in your hair, confident in the way you look. Instead, you get side-eyes. People whisper and glare. One of your friends pulls you aside. "What happened to your hair?" You tell her you dyed it. Asks her if it looks nice. She grimaces. "Yeah... it looks fine.... but your blonde hair was your natural hair colour and it looked fine as well." You tell her the truth. How you've always hated it on you. Found brown to be so, so much prettier. Looked so much more amazing on you, and felt it too. "Yeah... but blonde is still your natural hair colour, right? No amount of dye is going to change that." Your confidence starts to sink. Will everyone think this?

Turns out, they will. You hear people still refer to you as "that blonde there". New people express confusion. "But her hair's brown? It's very clearly brown." "Well, yeah, but she dyed it. Her natural hair colour is blonde." "Oh... okay."

Your parents don't like it. "Your blonde hair was so beautiful," your mother sobs through her tears. "Why did you have to ruin it? My beautiful blonde child is gone! Gone forever! Why did you do it?" And you tell her that her child is not gone, her child is right here, just with different hair. She doesn't listen to a single word. Your father is mad. He yells at you to get out of his house, that you're a fucking disgrace, that you're mentally ill and brainwashed by trends and so many other hurtful things. You can only leave.

You try to go to another friend's place. She answers the door with a scowl. "Why are you here?" she seethes. She's angry. Why? You tell her about your situation. "Serves you right," she spits. "You're incredibly offensive to everyone with blonde hair." You ask her why, puzzled. "You clearly hate blonde hair. Why else would you dye it? Do you find blonde people disgusting?" No, no, that's not it. Blonde people are fine, you try saying. It just didn't suit me. I wish it did, but it didn't, so I changed it. "Stop twisting everything," she says. "I don't want to see your face." The door closes and you're left there on the steps.

You don't know what else to do. Were you truly lying? No, blonde hair has never suited you. Brown looks better. Brown makes you feel secure. You feel it's what makes you feel like yourself. But why can no one grasp that?

You search up more on your phone, and you find a community for similar people. People thrown out, disowned, abused for dying their hair or expressing wants to. When you get there, you find that they accept you with the warmest smiles and the coziest hugs. You find people that bleached their brown hair to blonde and dyed their blonde hair to brown, just like you, and they look so amazing. You find people with all sorts of coloured hair too, red, blue, yellow, purple, multicoloured and hair that gets redyed differently depending on the day. They all have similar stories. You've finally found a place you belong.

Outside, people are still outraged. They scream at the community that they're brainwashing their kids, that they're grooming every kid to dye their hair until there's no natural hair kids left. You don't feel hurt anymore. You know now they make no sense. They push out their own children, and this is the result. They don't want people with dyed hair banding up together.

Brown hair has always suited you. You're rather tired of people trying to pretend it doesn't.

This is not about dyed hair.

#refrogs

pups-nest

genuinely how i feel with dog years Grace content😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

#refrogs #i like my angst UNLIKELY and OVER THE TOP #youre making me read bad things that could ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!!!#jail for author! jail for author for 1000 years!!!

molzysketch

nap time with the pebbles :)

frog-with-a-knife

@nova-starstruck @moonrose252

#refrogs

enigmatic-enigmas

Okay. Fine. I caved and made a real ref for Cigarette.

buzzshaws

So whats phm about again? Aliens?

fansfavoritefag

@frog-with-a-knife @nova-starstruck

#refrogs #im fucking sobbing #i love you ciggy

hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

gnars-house

I would absolutely put money on Manic Spaghetti. That horse is going places.

frog-with-a-knife

Overstimulation Calamari

#refrogs #this sounds...like a really deluded insult

april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open