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[swagglessmoth]

Uhhh fic recs nobody asked for but I’m giving anyways. Most are Naruto (obkk) but there are Other Things sprinckled in

Eclipse by kazumi123 -Naruto, obkk

Post-4th shinobi war Obito is put in prision and Kakashi visits him every day. This one is painful.

Meet Judgement by the Hounds by Iryghe -Naruto, obkk

Hokage Kakashi accidentally time-travels all the way back to Kannabi bridge. This one is PAINFULLL, that one part had me crying like a baby. There’s a good old 20-year-or-so age gap, but for most of the story it’s just Obito’s one-sided crush on Hokage Kakashi (fair), it only starts taking focus once he’s 22.

Things he learned in the bar by AskeeDragon -mha, Kurogiri & Tomura

Tomura gets a part-time job at the bar. Very sweet but also sad. I love them sm

Permanency by Aerugonian -mob psycho 100, Reigen & Teruki

THE Reigen adopts Teruki fic. He’s refreshingly competent here. The father that stepped up.

God’s favourite problem child by Kat_o_nine_tails -Dr Stone, Tsukasen

Literally a masterpiece, the worldbuilding is INSANE. Just read it if you haven’t.

utter your prayer onto me by RaiWalk -Naruto, obkk + Rin’s ghost chilling and maybe slowly killing Kakashi

Totally innocent Team Minato field trip with the dying amnesiac, his ghost friend that posesses him sometimes and Obito, who’s very confused.

Those sombre dogs of war by viatorix -Naruto, obkk

Another Kakashi-travels-to-another-dimension-and-suffers-pretty-much-the-entire-time fic, just how I like it. Kakashi tries sucking the Gedo Mazo into Kamui and instead gets sucked into the world of bad where no good things happen and people apparently trust Danzo.

Pause and resume by GaleforceFish -Naruto, obkk

Not too fond of Naruto modern aus, but this one is my one exception. Basically Obito Rin and Kakashi were childhood friends and one day Obito dissappeared. Years later they find eachother again but he doesn’t remember his childhood at all oooooo. Doesn’t sound like much, but the story just sucks you in and doesn’t let go. The mistery is so good and the way their relationship envolves as they slowly learn about eachother is beautiful. And also Akatsuki friend group.

And orpheus wept by Inwiste -Naruto, madatobi

Very fucked up and extremely well written. Love how the inconsistencies in the Tsukuyomi are described, like lucid dreaming during a nightmare and not being able to wake up

Sweet misery by Anjelle -Naruto, obkk

Ngl I cried while reading this one. The message about loss and how it’s handled is soooo beautiful. The worldbuilding is also crazy, but it’s Anjelle so we already knew that.

Bonus content by SpecturmWriting -Deltarune/Undertale crossover

Literally so awesoms. Love how they blended the two together. The characterization is the best. Love how Frisk is notably mature (from the many years they’ve lived until each reset) and not just a chill baby, and Kris now having control of both the timeline and their own soul upon arriving in Undertale is suuuch a good idea. Very very intrigued to see where it goes.

Hangman by Veronero -Naruto, Kakashi-centric (obkk)

Kaguya wins and Kakashi, trying to travel to the past (he kinda succeeds ngl), instead lands on another dimension in which he doesn’t exist. Now he’s just a lone wolf trying to prevent the end of the world. Except he’s not really alone, he has a shit ton of wolves and baby Karin (who’s totally not his daughter now, not at all)

Dearest life by ninefish -Naruto, obkk

Frankenstein au but there’s sm other shit going on as well. Kakashi necromancer is awesomes. I love them so much they’re both such a mess.

A place with you by wisia -Naruto, Madatobi

Au in which Tobirama is Butsuma’s younger brother instead of Hashirama’s. Get that elderly pussy, Madara.

Rules of engagement by EmberOfTheSea -Naruto, Team 7-centric

Sakura’s parents invite their daughter’s team to dinner. This is one of the funniest team 7 fics I’ve encountered, they’re all so dumb and stupid. Sasuke’s especially silly here, little man trying to look so cool and unbothered but no one’s buying it.

Asymptotes by Anxiety_Pickle -Naruto, Kakashi & Sasuke

Kakashi adopts Sasuke HELL YEAH. I’ve permanently absorbed all the team Minato scenes into my hc library. This fic is sooo good and Sunfire (next fic in the series) is really fun too.

Bone for bone by secunder -Naruto, Sakumo-centric

This might be the one time I let the “Sakumo is Tobirama’s son” hc pass (and it’s totally not bc they made Sakumo’s hair be from Tobirama and not the Hatake, noooo not at alll). The father-son conflict and how it kinda parallels Kakashi and Sasuke is so interesting. Also, Ryuu, you’ve won my heart. He’s so sweet and spoiled and such a brat I love him. The one thing that bothers me is that there’s too many straight people for my taste (and that it ridiculizes anyone who criticizes the shinobi system/village, which is expected, but my civillian girlies get it ✊ free my boy Sakumo from the war machine), but it’s pretty good.

I stand at the room of those great trees by prettyflowers -Naruto, Kakashi-centric

Mikoto clan head. That’s all I need to say baby.

or is it just madness by a_r_b_u_s -Naruto, madakaka

Time-travel. Turns out it was just madness bc omg shit went down tremendously fast like WHAT. I had such a hard time finding this one again bc I only remembered the part in which Madara gets utterly brutalized by an enemy in what has to be the most humiliating way possible, bc it caught me SO off guard, poor thang. Also omggg baby Sarada 💕💕 be safe baby Sarada, you’re not prepared to survive the warring states, you can’t even walk 💕. The madakaka is not really present atp so if that ircks you then dw about it.

Into the wide blue yonder by OneEyedRaven -Naruto, Sasukaka or however tf it is

Pre-Uchiha massacre Kakashi steps on a seal during a mission and lands in the warring states era. More specifically, Uchiha lands. The guy with a transplanted sharingan. And who might’ve accidentally killed an Uchiha in self-deffense. But he gets saved by Sasuke (who he doesn’t know yet) (and who apparently wasn’t any better than him bc he also stepped on that stupid seal) so he’s okay for now. Now they’ll both bear the burden of fixing everything as much as they can before Konoha is founded and becomes a fascist state. The worldbuilding is SOOOO GREAT. Every oc brings soo much depth to the story. And having the founders be teens at this point in time was such a great idea, I love them sm. This fic is like professional levels of good. It’s really worth it.

[davecortel]

there is a particular loneliness in understanding your parents as people. it rearranges the architecture of your expectations.

[rogersgal]

࿐giving gamer!enzo a blowjob while he games with the guys . ࣪˖ ִֶָ་

smut 18+ MDNI

he groaned. He groaned and pretended it was just his frustration towards the game. But holy hell no no no that wasn’t what was going on. What was happening wasn't frustration, it was pure pleasure. pleasure.

your head bobbed up and down his thick cock. The back of your head hit the table a few times, but nobody really cared right now. His hands tightened on the gaming controller as beads of sweat fell down from his forehead to his cheeks. His cock was now covered in saliva, your saliva.

“mm, fuck.” he mumbled under his hot breath as he lovingly caressed your head. He made a quick makeshift ponytail just so he could hold onto something while his cock was deep in your throat.

The sounds of his friends, mattheo, theo and even blaise could be heard through the computer, yelling at him to stop playing so shitty. But how could he? While your lips were wrapped around his big cock.

He slightly tugged at your hair and let out a hiss. A hiss of pleasure. “oh dang—” you could tell by the craxk of his voice that he was getting close. Really close.

He slightly and softly thrusted up your mouth, flexing his cock on your throat. His cock twitched in your sloppy mouth. You placed a hand on his thigh to compose yourself. After all, you were on your knees under his desk. Your rongue teasingly twirled around his sensitive tip, sending tsunami’s of pleasure over him.

his thighs shook, very much actually. You took this as a sign of him getting close. So instead of finishing him off into your throat, you took his cock out of your mouth. Partly as a signal to cum onto your face, but you’d never admit that. Obviously, you both had the same ego level. Which was MAX.

He let go of the makeshift ponytail making all your hair fall back. He held onto his dick tightly as if about to lose it. Of course, you had threatened to cut his dick off a few times. But that was a secret. His grip on his dick was sloppery and slippery. Because of your saliva.

Thick ropes of cum shot from his dick while he let out his loudest ‘oh fuck!’ out. White ropes of hot cum sprayed onto your face, blurring your vision and covering your whole face with his cum.

As he groaned, the guys or rather his friends went silent. Until Mattheo spoke up, happening to have the biggedt mouth of all. “yo bro, don’t tell me you’re having fun with your girl at this time—”

“fuck the game.” Enzo cut them off by turning the computer off. He set the controller down as he took of his shirt.

“don’t think you’re done with dinner yet honey.”

And that was the last line he said before cleaning your face up and railing you.

THE END 👺

dividers by @cafekitsune .ᐟ

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

Submissive guard butch, on my knees and oh so soft with a significant other but will rip the throat out of anyone who dared harm them

[00l6]

Genuinely curious to those that just follows and never like anything. Im like a friend? A foe or a hoe ?

[puhpandas]

Honestly I find Cassie's new model to be h*cking adorable. Seriously who at SW decided to make her cuter and can they do it to my boy Gregory.

she looks so kind!!! it fits her so much better and genuinely adds more to her for me. its obvious that her model was made by someone new and I hope they're overhauling every human model because Cassies looks amazing and her proportions/face now remind me of what Gregory's SHOULD look like. he basically has that face already they can just actually make it look good and not weird

[pixiedust347]

I don’t think people actually pay attention to this but hear me out. I have noticed this happens to me a lot,and many people around me, too. So, basically you’re having a casual conversation (or smth you’re very interested about) with someone, maybe a friend, or sibling or any of your beloved ones. And their phone starts ringing. What I’ve noticed most of the times is that the person reaches for their phone and answers the call. Okay, this..is very normal actually. Like, y’know, picking up the call. BUT I personally think that doing this makes the other person feel..idk, less important? Like, they are literally talking to you, you guys are having a conversation, and out of nowhere, when your phone rings, you just answer it? Like, mid-convo? And yes, I get it. The phone call could’ve been very important or something. But I think it actually makes the other person feel like as if they’re not important enough, or perhaps, interesting enough for you to listen to them. This all is just..idk, a feeling I’ve felt several times. Like, never have I ever encountered a person who has ignored the phone call they’re getting, just to continue the conversation between us. It’s always so that they pick up the phone. And it just makes me feel..something. Idk that feeling but it’s…not a good one lol. I don’t think may people feel this way, and probably don’t mind (maybe), but what can I do, I am an over thinker.

[haloreigns]

Charlotte vs Ronda was ABYSMAL, crowd didn't give af, charlotte nip slip, and botches galore.

People hate Ronda so of course they'll blame it solely on her, but Charlotte has to be THE MOST overrated Women's wrestler of ALL TIME, she straight up SUCKS, and all of her matches seem stiff and uneven.