#thoughtswhilestoned

[reverendboiles]

Is anybody else bothered by...

...the fact that everybody that has a nativity scene in their front yard already has their baby Jesus out?

I mean technically, he wasn't born yet. Mary and Joseph weren't even there yet.

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info for my faithful followers

If you enjoyed my blog thoughts while stoned I ask that you follow (or at least check out) my new twitter account (@polkadot93) I just made it yesterday so I'm bringing some stuff from this account to that one so it will have some old content but I will come up with some more original ideas as time passes on.

Thanks peeps!!!

(P.S. I’m usually not one to self advertise but I got 1 follower right now and it’s a space blog)

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Lmfao need I say more

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I wonder if the women who proudly post half naked pics of themselves on social sites like Facebook and Instagram even stop to think about how many men that they know could be furiously masturbating to their photographs.

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Why can't clouds be giant balls of whipped cream like they are in Aladdin?

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Without porn there would be millons more sexually frustrated men walking the streets and that thought is kinda scary

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If ceiling fans could hold my weight, I'd never be bored.

[atl-flo]

"but yeah those guys did look like cops but they were fucking mormons."