#thr**way

[tawneybel]

Imagine having unprotected s*x with Venom while he’s engulfing Eddie. Venom assures you he’ll absorb his host’s sp*rm; Eddie and you assume symbiote-human interbreeding can’t happen. Both that promise and assumption are thrown out the window when your alien boyfriend unexpectedly goes into heat.

[tawneybel]

Imagine finding out one of the reasons Billy and Stu created Ghostface was because they wanted to impress you.

Tatum’s out of the way, with Sidney about to join her, they explain, and two boyfriends are better than one so how ‘bout it?

[tawneybel]

Imagine coming up with a foolproof way to seduce Deputy Parrish. 

You: “How about a three-way with Stiles and me?”

Jordan: “...There is no way I am going to hook up with the sheriff’s son.”

You: “Just me, then?”

[tawneybel]

Imagine your ex-boyfriend Ed getting jealous when he finds out you had rebound sex with not just Charley but Mark, too. At the same time. More than once.

Ed: “Don’t you have some sl*ts to go f*ck?” 

Mark: “Yes, ______ does, actually.”

[tawneybel]

Imagine Sean and Donovan asking if you’d be okay with being sp*t-roasted, which scares you before you remember that wendigo don’t eat your species. Then you realize what they’re really modestly proposing.

[tawneybel]

Imagine being a coworker of Dr. Skirth’s and Venom developing a little crush on you that carries over and intensifies when Eddie becomes his host. 

“I like her.” “What?” “Get in that.” “What? No, she works directly under Drake.” “Pussy.”

[tawneybel]

Imagine being an old classmate of Derek’s and he asks you to use your hypnotic eyes to lure in the Kanima. But before you do that, you decide to have a little fun with Jackson and your friend’s Beta.

[tawneybel]

Imagine helping to rescue Penelope and celebrating by getting sp*t roasted by Miguel and your husband Pete.