“So there’s a small village at the base of a mountain. At the top of the mountain there’s a monastery and every night there’s a strange noise at midnight. In the village there’s a little boy who decides he’s going to get to the bottom of the noise. So he takes his bike and rides all the way to the top of the mountain and asks the monks what the source of the noise is. The head monk apologizes and says he can’t tell the boy, since he is not a monk. The boy rides back down the mountain trail, but then a few years later he decides to ask again. So he rides his bike up the mountain and asks again, only to be given the same answer. More years go by and now he’s a man, and he decides once and for all he’s going to figure out this noise. So he gets in his car and drives up the mountain trail and tells the monk that he needs to know what the source of the noise is. The weather’s turned bad and the head monk tells him that he can’t tell the man since he isn’t a monk, but that the man is welcome to stay the night to wait out the storm. After a restless night’s sleep, the man comes to a decision and when morning comes he tells the head monk he wants to become a monk and asks what he must do. The head monk tells him that he must count every blade of grass and grain of sand in the world, and once he returns with his answer he will become a monk. The man sets out on his journey, and it takes him well over a decade. But he finally returns and tells the head monk his answers and the head monk finally relents since the man is now a monk. He leads the man into the deepest darkest tunnel under the monastery and deep into the heart of the mountain. There lies a door, which prompts the head monk to pull a key ring with hundreds of keys from his robe. Countless doors; stone, wood, vibranium, adamantium, iron, steel, gold encrusted with gems. But finally they get to the last door, and the head monk opens the door for the man. He finally sees what’s been making the noise he’s heard his whole life.”