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"I—eh-uhm….” Gru blinked at her, blushing a bit. Not cool. Staring back for some moments, he quirked and eyebrow above his eye. “Sorry, Ma’am, but I think I am slightly lost, uh—- vhere am I here?”
[ ;Creep.
Meg allowed her face to contort into the most minuscule of glares as the man spoke; critically scrutinizing him in what she hoped to be a subtle manner.
Probably just another lousy tourist seeking companionship—dire shame that he's not getting any from me. ]
"Athens, Greece—home of overly concupiscent deities and the one and only pita pocket. It's a fish-eat-fish world out here, so don't plan on flipping your lid unless you can handle it."















