biggest dick? biggest size queen? most emotionally unavailable? most likely to kill to protect a wounded animal?
biggest dick?
This fucker just goes around naked like 99% of the time. He’s got a big dick and he’s not afraid to show it off.
“Pity he only uses it half the time. If ya want a good constant dicking with something similarly sized you know who to call.”
biggest size queen?
“Really, it ain’t a fucking surprise it’s me. Also, I’m a kinky bastard so you can hold your questions; almost any other weird shit you mention, I’ll probably be into it.”
most emotionally unavailable?
Good luck getting this guy to open up about anything.
most likely to kill to protect a wounded animal?
“The second you harm or taint anything in my forest, will be the second you’re dead.” Unless of course, you had his blessing to respectfully hunt or make use of his resources first.