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“Chrom!”
Oh, no. A combination like this could only mean trouble.
“We kind of have a problem. You see, I was checking my wares, seeing as a girl had to make a living------- and... well.... there was this weird box! It was decorated pretty fancy, so I assumed it would sell for some big bucks. But when I opened it, there was a weird boom noise, and a bunch of gross black smoke came out. Long story short, I kind of accidentally opened a reeking box in camp. It isn’t that bad! Honestly. I managed to get rid of most of them, but there’s one trapped in a tent. And I kind of accidentally used up my Levin Sword trying to get it trapped inside. And you’re the first person I saw that’s holding a sword. What should I do?”
Okay, now she’s out of breath-- What a disaster.