#threads ft. melon

[dullahanxdaddy]

Joe was enjoying himself at this event. It’d… been a long time since they’d allowed themselves to go to something like this and so far there hadn’t been any… tragic mistakes.

He smiled when he caught sight of a familiar face sat by her lonesome on a cute little gingham blanket.

“Enjoying the scenery, love?” He asked, offering Melon a slice of pie he had swiped from Buttons, “Don’t tell Buttons you got this from me.” With a wink Joe sat leaning back and propping themselves up on their forearms. “No one has taken me up on my offer to toss my head around like a beach ball. Couldn’t tell you why.”

@ofterrafirma

[dullahanxdaddy]

Joe had been walking for a while now, increasingly worried about how the chicken she was holding got so far away from home. The farm they finally approached was miles away from her plane.

When the door opened she was stood their awkwardly, chicken in hands.

“Um... is this your chicken?” a pause to glance down at the bird, “If not that’d be very uncomfortable. So, I apologize in advance if it isn’t. Regardless, you have a beautiful farm. And in the off chance you sell jams please take my money.” 

@ofterrafirma​