Jul 10, 2023
Rating: 1/5
I realize he's made out of metal, but he looks like he's made out of playdough. He is interesting, he is something else, and I appreciate that, but he just lacks detail.
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Rating: 1/5
I realize he's made out of metal, but he looks like he's made out of playdough. He is interesting, he is something else, and I appreciate that, but he just lacks detail.
CLARK TOTALLY JUST TOLD ME I WASNT /THAT/ KIND OF OBNOXIOUS
SO NOW IM ANNOYING AND NOT THAT KIND OF OBNOXIOUS BUT STILL OBNOXIOUS. THANKS BABE. LOVE YOU LOTS @llaneboi
Rating: 0/5
This is the worst one I've seen, yet.* It was carved out of this rock and is credited to a sculptor named Edoardo Caravati (1869 - 1930). He does not have a Wikipedia page.
(* But I HAVE seen him!)
Rating: 2/5
The right spirit is there, but his body is shaped a bit weirdly. I wonder why there is a square-shaped hole on his chest. It looks like there was something mounted there, but what could it have been?
Inscription reads: "1809"
Rating: 1/5
This is a small crucifix on a rosary. It is not very detailed, or perhaps just worn down, but I do think it is quite charming. Note how the proportionally huge nails are flattening his hands like he is made out of playdough. And the bottom nail is below his feet, even.
Rating: 1/5
This one is too high up, from the ground you can barely make out the details. The cross is shaped like an anchor. And again, the face and blood aren't aesthetically pleasing, and his loin cloth defies gravity.
I'm beginning to think this is a Protestant thing.
Rating: 2/5
Too low body fat percentage. Does not carry emotion. Also, view obstructed by bush, can't have that. And there should not be a roof. I realize that artists want to protect their artwork from weather, but ... in most cases, the roof ruins it.
Rating: 2/5
Another one that is too tiny for his cross. Also, he has a wasp waist, and he almost looks like he's doing the YMCA. On a smaller cross, he'd look much better.