#three.games

[mrskurono]

For the family self ship I want to talk about my self ship with Urahara and Yoruichi from Bleach in honor of the trailer for the TYBW arc. I think our self ship family would most likely just be us. Somehow I don’t believe any of us would want babies of our own. The holidays for us would be fun we’d decorate and enjoy the festivities eating and drinking. Urahara would make the gifts for Yoruichi and me whether that be clothes, jewelry or a combat useful item. In return Yoruichi and I would buy him something that he could use for his future inventions. Since Urahara and Yoruichi are exiled from the soul society we would go with my family though not all years. When we do stay at home I think it’d definitely be Urahara baking, in my eyes he’s a malewife, but all three of us would fool around. 🤗🤗

ugh yes I'm so excited for it!!! makes me wanna pick up all my manga again to relive my youth before it comes out ;;--;;

Urahara oozes malewife energy and honestly yeah that's the best thing about it.

The celebration feels like a huge thing for the both of them. Both in the Soul Society traditions and in the human world traditions. And they're gonna wanna indulge in both sets of traditions all season long! Be prepared for so much eating and drinking heuheuheu

And I mean you know there's no way you're getting rid of the entire Urahara shop coming along with you no matter where you celebrate 😂 There's at least one big family feast with Tessai, Jinta and Ururu involved too bc just the entire dynamic is one big enormous family.

Haven't thought about Bleach in a hot minute but...my heart forever belongs to Hisagi. He could probably talk me into a kid cuz I mean, he just gives of dumb dad energy and he'd make the cutest lil kid. And that only ramps up holidays for him. Pre kid he's fine with small gift exchange and being home. Post kid, it's a fucking theatrical event. They go find the perfect tree, bakes everything together, is glued to us both the entire season. Which given his childhood, I'll let him be extra clingy that time of year heh <3

Send me your self ship family/holiday headcanons!

[yuichi-ro]

Headcanon! Any of your husbands

oh god I'm so bad at headcanons .-. ...ok here we go!

Kurono is weirdly territorial about his wedding ring. Loves to have people notice it but doesn't take it off for anything. It's literally stayed on his hand since I put it on him. And he fidgets with it a lot when he's nervous Baji actually is high key scared of getting anything pierced or a tattoo. Man can get punched square in the face but the needle through the skin or against the skin somehow ironically wigs him out Hanma's love language is acts of service, words of affirmation and physical touch. He knows he's loved when his clothes are folded and washed before he even thinks about it. Hearing that you thought of him today while out shopping and that you made him smile warms his heart. And finally when he's confident enough to touch, he always has your hand on him at the bare minimum or his palm against you. Izuku does a walk through of the house/apartment every night just to make sure things are locked up. It's his mental checklist of sorts just to go through before bed. He's not particularly fearful of a break in but dealing with the LOV at an early age gave him so nervous habits to make sure his surroundings are safe.

Sleepover Saturday?

[mrskurono]

I- AHHH KIDS PLEASEE, I feel like both Joker and Victor would be amazing parents. Joker would definitely teach him to defend themselves and take care of there siblings if any and Victor would 100% wanna teach him anything and just turn them into the most curious lil babies. And im just full of cuddles and love and my babies just would have the best dads. And i would try to be the best momma ever 🥺

I fell like Joker would constantly be rough housing with him and probably spoil them so much cause he didnt get it as a child and when even he says his doesnt believe “everyone is different which makes them special, i never believe none of that.” He does a 180 and tells them that everyday. I jsut would love to see Joker with a baby carrier on his chest, sunglasses and like the diaper bag and some single women hitting on him and just pulls victor and myself over and shows the rings on our hands “we’re married and this is her baby.”

Victor, oh my god is he a nervous wreck with a new born so many books trying to find the best of the best to take care of his baby/babies and only when he first hears the baby cooing in his arms does he relax and see the the whole world in his arms. Victor with a like baby sling, while working or on the phone and hes bouncing the baby or walking back and for with them with a bottle or toy, my heart would melt. He will home school the kid/s till he realizes they need friends and Joker and me have to push hin out to school and hold victor down cause doesnt wanna let his baby go.

Ahhhhhh. So much word vomit ahh sorry hope you enjoyyyy!! And hope you are doing well i have some ask lock and ready when you are feeling better, much love!

The sunglasses and baby carrier have me screaming.

Man of the shadows who? Not Joker. Nope he gotta go pick up that extra set of diapers bc the coupon says buy one get one half off. Trips to Target? You mean redecorating the kids entire room. Swears up and down they aren't spoiled. But he has the means to give all the things he didn't have to his kiddos so why wouldn't he?? Joker oozes both protective dad vibes while also maintaining just enough of that "crazy, still kinda childish" vibe that most often results in wrestling matches on the floor and crab walk races. And in terms of the presents, Joker is sooooo that parent that's like "alright, you turned 13 you know what that means." and everyone's like puberty talk?? and he just shakes his head "Nope, YOUR FIRST KNIFE" and just straight up whips out a pocket knife as a gift 😂

Viktor is the king of over doing the prep. Man has three books alone on teething all written by different people. While being the most observant parents also comes with the title of most worried parent. Like if you guys just have one? He's a nervous wreck at every milestone. The second one, he mellows out a tiny lil bit. And then anything from the second on Joker finally takes a big glass of wine and calls it good if they're not dead at the end of the day 😂 Joker and all those like, grossology books and putty/slime making books, if it's got a form of experiment on it. Bet your ass Joker has it wrapped and under that tree. He likes to inspire a thirst for knowledge in his kids buuuut he might also wanna make slime volcanos too 😂

Lets see Kurono...I mean biologically, he gets one. But lets be honest I end up with Nataku too so yay me and two kids! I still laugh at the idea that outwardly he's "the grinch" but inwardly he's making sure everything on the traditions list is getting crossed off. Kids decorating cookies, tree where it's supposed to be and presents written with only the best forged Santa signature. Part of me belives he impulse buys toys too like...he lowkey wants to play with them too soooo just pop it in the cart and put it under the tree so he can play with the kids too 😂

Send me your self ship family/holiday headcanons!

[mrskurono]

Okay here I am on my new blog bc this site hates me !!

Alright so of course I'm going to self ship with Chuuya. We have ehhhhhh I dunno...anywhere from 2-4 kids (dont judge me, I can't say no okay??) All of them daughters, but that doesnt really make a difference lol

I think the holidays would be a little hectic, but the good kind of hectic ya know? Kids are all over the place bc they had hot cocoa and Chuuya is on hos second glass of wine (which we all know he doesn't hold his liquor well) BUT apart from the chaos I think christmas time would be one of our families most treasured holidays. The kids are home and we get to spend more time together. Movie nights every night until christmas day and of course there is music on through out the day.

I also headcanon that Mori completely adores mine and Chuuyas kids so I'm sure that a lot of time would be spent with him and the "important" members in the mafia

Don't think you're pulling a fast one on that 2-4 shit. Bc Chuuya sure as hell ain't pulling anything out ;D

Chuuya finds a chocolate laced wine to drink through the twelve days of Christmas not clickbait??? Ok but also he does like, s'mores flavors and anything that might remotely remind him of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" vibe when he reads the wine label 😂 Suddenly there's a new bottle every time he and the girls go to the store. Not a wine drunk aunt but pretty close to it.

Speaking of the girls- All. Four. Of. Them. Look. JUST like Chuuya. So there's no getting out of family photos done up in cringy themed pjs that then get sent out to the other mafia heads. (Mori gushes and wants to know where you guys got them so he can put it on Elise) But also just like Chuuya and the girls are so disgustingly cheerful that it spreads to the others?

Especially the Black Lizards. Tachihara is the worst with the four of them and like the dumb uncle meets worry wart older brother. While thoroughly loving all four of them but constantly getting bullied by four very short girls that scream like Chuuya. While Gin and Higuchi are semi functioning aunts who lavish the girls in girly things (soaps, lotions the whole deal) Honestly it just ends up a giant mixing pot of a family holiday dinner with Mori and Koyo and all of the Black Lizards. Ngl it's kinda cute even for Chuuya

*sighs* Fine....I guess I'll share my main selfship...with Francis.

Certifiably one child...a cute little boy that is just so blond and blue eyed looking Gerber baby with those dimples and big smile. Ok fine, maybe a second one. Maybe. But I require help with that if he wants a second one.

As for holidays? I'm certain from Halloween on this man is annoying as fuck. Just- So insufferable and excited about everything that I'm starting to wonder if he's just a 6'3 child???

That being said, Francis is really present. He's engaged from every cup of cocoa to every light on the tree and each stocking hung with care. These are the only activities he won't let money help with. Nothing needs to be looking like Martha Stewarts asshole as long as we did it together. The ornaments a little low on the tree bc the kid(s) are short? That's perfect. Are the lights outside hung crooked bc everyone was bitching to their father about cold hands while doing it? He thinks its the best light display in the entire neighborhood. Nothing feels more like home to him than Christmas and it's really his favorite time of year. The gifts and money are nice. But he doesn't really care about that. More often than not he's the kind that just is standing there watching his kid(s) not trying to cry every time they do anything. It's kinda endearing of him even if he is a 6'3 dork

[mrskurono]

if youre still doing the ask game…hinata shoyo?

I love Hinata with all my heart and soul 😭😭😭 To see him smile would be everything but we'd be such a bad match 😭 His dedication to volleyball to the detriment of himself just to succeed would kill me. I love him but we could never 😭

Send me any character and I'll tell you why I WON'T date them

[mrskurono]

Ooo I love this! Okay SFW wise, I’d like to give Kyojurou Rengoku a puppy! Since he grew up without pets and I’d honestly see him as a dog dad (especially with a golden retriever or even a corgi!). He’d spoil the dog so much. NSFW wise, I’d love to get him pretty red silk ties and ropes to practice Shibari on him. He’d crack jokes that he’s being wrapped up like a present. He’d look so pretty tensing up all tied up while being teased!

Kyojuro and a puppy is?? Illegally cute?? Criminally adorable?? Rightfully artery clogging?? (as a corgi owner I'm laughing bc yeah, I see it) But also the aftermath of entrusting him with such a wonderful gift? Now suddenly he's got dates planned on the three of you taking strolls together, easily referencing to you as the puppo's mommy/daddy when he thinks you're out of earshot and of course dressing his fur baby to match his hashira outfit more times than not. It's true, he needs a puppy stat.

Talk about a present you wanna find under the tree. Even vibrantly orange silken ties to compliment his beautiful hair. Kyokuro tied up with all those crossing knots accentuating his wonderful qualities, now that's a gift that keeps on giving.

Alright what I'd get Tanjiro...he's a sappy man. Sappy and sentimental to his core. Even if I could afford lavish I just don't think it would suit him. Leaving nothing being more important than handmade to Tanjiro. I'd probably relearn how to knit just so I could make him a blanket. Specifically with his favorite color and mine. I just know he'd pack that thing around with him constantly and display it proudly on our bed.

What do you want for Christmas from your 2d spouse? - Send me self ship gift headcanons!

[mrskurono]

I have a budding self ship with Dabi but I’m not sure what I would want or get from him…I would probably just want some good bedsheets that doesn’t irritate him and me at the same time. I just want to do nothing and lie in bed with him and cuddle this tall grumpy man.

- 🥮 thanks for doing this! Can’t wait to hear yours

There is just something so intimate about getting bedding you know your s/o would enjoy that, really fit Dabi. I love it.

Dabi enjoys a high thread count by between the staples, anytime wounds open and that funky serum that leaks from healing wounds, Dabi always suffers with horribly stained sheets. Getting him a full set that feels like richness on his skin and won't suffer the same stained fate of this other sheets. Dabi honestly couldn't ask for anything else bc he's too dumb/cheap to have bought them himself. But now he has a reason to stay in bed just a lil longer in the morning when you're there with him.

Alright I could say Deku since that's my main selfship but- Lets go underdog and do my selfship with Shinso! I'd probably get Shinso the nerdiest little collection of hero merch ever seen. But specifically with heroes who aren't convenient for heroes sake. Hero merch of heroes like Aizawa and other's who aren't flashy strength quirks. People he'd admire in his career field and heroes like him. With a note that says something cheesy like "my favorite hero" and it'd just be gawdy collection of stickers, keychains and shit bc I'm cringy like that with Shinso <3

What do you want for Christmas from your 2d spouse? - Send me self ship gift headcanons!

[mrskurono]

what are your wishes for Christmas? :D

actually anon this is so sweet! I hadn't taken a moment to think of what I wanted...Truthfully I've never been good at getting gifts. Way better at giving 😂

I guess, I'd of course wish for another year of wonderfulness with my son and wife. He's already growing up so fast that it feels like he was just nursing and now he's using his own utensils and everything. I hope to maybe reconnect with old friends, all three of us have had or are having a kid close together and it'd be really nice to actually be "mom friends" with friends I already cherished. And the unreasonable one, I really want a kitten but my wife says not until my brother's husky passes 😂

Ooo! I have an idea; A Christmas themed game for the season!

What do you want for Christmas from your 2d spouse?

A engagement ring? A bath set to share together? A fuzzy blanket or a pair of matching socks? Something you'd get them? share your selfship gifts that you'd hope to get from your selfship! Can be sfw or nsfw or anywhere in between! block #three.christmas if you don't wanna play 🎄

Send me those gift headcanons!