#threeeeee

[theborzoiarebackintown]

A party hat for every year of his life! And some delicious brown sludge, of course.

[some-pers0n]

You'll seriously see people on this app go "Yeah idk I just can't find myself being too interested in sapphic ships or female characters at all. Yeah, I've never actually found a single one to be compelling or well-written, even in fandoms. They're so boring and always appeal to the male gaze. It's why I only ship men. People always write men to be farrrrr better than women that's why I always have male characters as my favourite and only ship men" and if you try and call them out about it they say you're just ruining their fun and being a fan cop

[dacuslucy]

the boys with the pink carnations pinned to their lapels just won 3 grammys

[okkalo]

Hello! I really love your writing (not sure if I've said that yet but idc bc it's true !!!)

Can I request something with Shidou? I'm obsessed with this blorbo

How would he react to reader offering to kick the ball around with him as part of a date? Would he make fun of her for not being any good at soccer? This has been on my mind for the last 24hrs

Thanks in advance if you decide to write this! 🩷🩷🩷

hi wallaby! i’m gonna start calling u by ur name bc i see u so often i hope that’s okay akdjsk anyways i always enjoy seeing u in my inbox bc u have the best ideas 🫶 i hope u enjoy as always and thank u for the request

reminder: no format requested means i can do any i want. read rules for more information on formats.

character: shidou

- this menace.

- he’s such an asshole god help me

- first off he gets so incredibly excited when you offer

- full sprints to the field with you thrown over his arm

- immediately challenges you to a 1v1

- just wanted to learn some moves? yeah, no.

- won’t even teach you the basics before the 1v1

- btw you’re doing the 1v1 whether you like it or not. no is not an option with shidou

- but yeah he’s not teaching you a single move because it “takes away the fun”

- makes you feel like complete shit too

- doesn’t shit talk but his moves say enough.

- the game hasn’t even started and he’s already kicking the ball in the goal with a backflip move

- he just keeps going too

- really obvious that you’re annoyed? he doesn’t notice

- way too caught up in the game

- scores 10 points before he finally relaxes a little

- that’s also when he had to say something.

- “at least try a little”

- u can’t see it but i’m doing an uppercut motion rn

- anyways of course you’re super annoyed right now

- and finally he notices it

- and gets confused.

- “why’re ya mad?” he asks, almost offended

- please just go off on him.

- in fact i’m writing that you do because know your worth

- loves seeing you mad though.

- he watches you spit out your annoyed emotions, love in his eyes as a smirk crawls on his face

- his stupid, stupid face

- kisses you senseless in the middle of your rant

- you can feel his stupid smirk grow while you both share a passionate kiss

- pulls away but stays close, his forehead resting on yours

- “don’t worry sweets, i’m good enough for the both of us.”

- LEAVE HIM.

unedited thanks for reading!

[pxrxmoore]

not me an teej having a productive day until ashton fucking irwin posts. just had a small scream on the floor together 😌✌️ three. fucking. weeks. @irwinkitten

[guacomelon]

happy for them :]

[featherfreezombie]

THREE prismatic shards in a single run in the mine, i haven’t found any ever before in this save file too. luckyyyy~

[aku-zone]

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