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Some people might have looked at Crowley and assumed that his entire new image came with the new meat suit. His body was that of a (long-dead) moderately successful literary agent out of New York, one who looked right at home in tailored suits, polished leather shoes, and silk ties.

Who knew what the fearsome demon Crowley wore in the last body he possessed? Who knew what kind of monster he appeared as?

The truth was that Crowley, not Mr. Literary Agent, was the one with the taste for fine stitches, and silk, and leather. Crowley was not like other demons — Crowley aspired to be more than just a flesh-eating monster who wanted to release the Devil from Hell. Crowley had PLANS.

And they say to dress for the job you want, after all, not the job you already have.

[threshie]

2021 was a doozy, but I'm still here and I've got plans for 2022.

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Obscurest Fanfic Ever?

I did it, I wrote the first-ever fanfic for something! Wheeee, LOL. My fic is called Pistachio Passion, and it's for the new novel series (one book out so far) The Cross Brothers.

Some info for context should you read the fic (and have not read the book):

This is a fanfic for the Cross Brothers book series by C.J. York (which is very new, and actually only has the first book out, Legacies. It's a big chonker with over 400 pages, though!) The short, short version of who these characters are:

Garey:

Tall blond British fellow with glasses who loves to read and learned all he knows about the United States from watching way too much TV while living under house arrest for most of his life. Shared a body with Lubella when Lou first arrived, and they could communicate in each other's heads, Lou could take over control of Garey's body to go walk around, etc.

Garey is a huge foodie, catching up for lost time when he had to eat only what his house arrest situation (read: abusive family) served.

Lubella:

Thousands of years old terrifying inhuman creature (their true form involves horns, sharp teeth, tendrils of black smoke, a face like a skull, and glowing eyes.) Non-binary and goes by they/them. Terrifies demons on sight, which Lou eats when they get too hungry to resist. Lou is extremely powerful, but also has been asleep for a long time; they're learning about the modern world through Garey.

Lou gets their own body in the book, but they still have their powers, unlike here in my fic where they are limited to human abilities while human.

(I have drawn art of Lubella, which you can see here on my art blog. As you can see in the art post, I'm the editor of this novel, too. I'm fond of the characters!)

Rating: G Gen, Friendship, Potentially Pre-slash Tags: Book: Legacies: The Crosse Brothers. Human Lubella, Fluff and Humor, Ice Cream Parlors, Dubious Use Of Yorkshire Slang, Mockery Of Baskin Robbins, Nonbinary Character, Demons Taste Like Pistachio (Or The Other Way Around)

Check out the fic here on my AO3. ♥

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Shadow Box Butterfly, Chapter 11: Flames

From Heaven to Hell, it’s assumed that Castiel is in a relationship with the Winchesters. Everybody knows but Sam and Dean. That doesn’t stop the other angels from making an example of Cas for them to find.

Rated E, Eventual Requited Unrequited WinCasWin (Destiel and Sastiel), Heavy Angst, Castiel Whump, Hurt Cas, Wings, Rape/Non-con, Rape Recovery, Hurt/Comfort, Flashbacks, Protective Sam and Dean, Blood and Injury, Touchy-Feely, Crying, Original Angel Characters

Chapter 11 is here on AO3!

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Hi, I know it’s been like...almost 3 years...and I’ve fallen off the map in SPN’s fandom almost entirely, and I’ve been on hiatus from fanworks as I make art/writing my literal bill-paying job, but nonetheless, heeeere’s...

Shadow Box Butterfly, Chapter 10: Unholy

From Heaven to Hell, it’s assumed that Castiel is in a relationship with the Winchesters. Everybody knows but Sam and Dean. That doesn’t stop the other angels from making an example of Cas for them to find.

Rated E, Eventual Requited Unrequited WinCasWin (Destiel and Sastiel), Heavy Angst, Castiel Whump, Hurt Cas, Wings, Rape/Non-con, Rape Recovery, Hurt/Comfort, Flashbacks, Protective Sam and Dean, Blood and Injury, Touchy-Feely, Crying, Original Angel Characters

Chapter 10 is here on AO3!

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“Hank,” Connor manages, scared of how little control he has over the shuddering simulated breaths he’s speaking through. Did they program this kind of despair into him, or is it because he’s a deviant? Did someone somewhere in CyberLife spent hours perfecting this kind of suffering for the sake of realism?

The Good Things by Threshie

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The Wincestiel Gospels

(Found these notes in my fanfic brainstorming files and had a laugh.)

"People forget Cas read the SPN books, and Dean says all the sex scenes are "full-frontal" about him, sooo...Cas knows all sorts of things about Dean's sex life."

Dean: Brb, dying of embarrassment. >//<

Cas: Will you be dying in those pink silk panties from book 6? >_>;

Dean: This conversation never happened.

Cas: It isn't just you, Dean. Sam "gets around" *air quotes* quite a lot, too. And does creative things with Ruby. =|

Dean: TMI, dude! *plugs ears*

Cas: u_u; It isn't like you didn't read all of Sam's sex scenes, Dean. I read about you reading the book series in book 18.

Dean: ....

Cas: ...If there's ever another book in the series, there will probably be a scene about me reading about you, reading about Sam... c_c;

Dean; Stop, my head hurts. <//<;

Sam: *wishes himself invisible*

Cas: * siiigh* The only sex scene I have fades to black. I am curious how it would have been written.

Dean: What, with that Reaper chick? D: I didn't realize that scene was in there! *digs for copy of book*

Cas: You're going to be disappointed. >//>;

Dean: *scans through book scene* There's just a pillow talk scene after the fact? Well that's just unfair. If we get humiliated you should too. >//<

Cas: *shrugs* You seem to be enjoying yourself in the stories.

Dean: u//u; This conversation never happened.

Sam: >//>; Do you really want to read a sex scene with Cas? I mean, use your imagination...

Dean: *sputters* I-I don't wanna read it! I'm just saying, if Chuck described US, he should've described Cas too. It's only fair!

Cas: <//<; Maybe it was not anything impressive enough to write about for more than a summarized paragraph.

Dean: Ouch, man.

Cas: *shrug* The people in the porn seem to continue for hours. I thought maybe I did it wrong. =|

Dean: *cough* Porn's, uh, porn's not exactly REALISTIC, Cas.

Cas: *shocked*

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Holy Hell

Sam has a plan for how to cure Dean of being a demon, and that plan involves Cas getting some grace into him the direct way. Unfortunately, it also involves Sam having to watch Cas do his brother over and over…and over…

5151 words, Rated Explicit, Rape/Non-con, Wincest Turned Wincestiel, Established Wincest, Pining Cas, Unrequited Feelings From Cas For Dean, Non-con Magical Healing Cock, Demon Dean, Angel/Demon Sex, Rough, Table Bondage, Begging, Crying, Bruises, Dildos, Gags, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Denial, Bottom Dean, Top Cas, Implied Top Sam, Guilty Sam and Cas, Hurt Dean, Hurt/Comfort, Caretaking, Cracky Premise Treated Seriously, Happy Ending

Read it here on AO3!