i used to be a total arsehole. and my life is better in every regard since i stopped being a total arsehole. but every so often, finding an outlet to let the attack dog out for a wee run does feel very good when there's a decent target.
all that to say; my friend recommended putting my phone under a frying pan and slapping fuck out of the pan with a spatula when there's a scam caller on the phone, and holy shit does that feel good













