#throne mail

[goldenthroneresident]

“It is Alexander… again. Someone or something had violently taken his scars.” - a very tired Nathan (@depressedperpetual)

…PARDON?

[thatonelamenter]

My back just made the most awful popping sound that I have ever heard come from a healthy astartes.

It was in fact so bad that the sergeant told me to go get checked out by an apothecary nicely.

[goldenthroneresident]

are you the reason the mint edition custodian skull and Original Azar skull are both chatting about mollusks? - Khorne

YES.

[goldenthroneresident]

Elia walked into the Throne Room, looking tired but resolved only for a moment before Malcador took control. The sight of the skeleton on the Throne sent a pang of grief through his heart.

“I’m here.”

-@althaineblog

The TTS crackled to life instantly‚ the emotionless voice taking on an almost overjoyed feeling.

MALCADOR!

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[goldenthroneresident]

for 10 hours I cast : GODLY POWERS

because I am curious how you would act :)

UNHOLY FUCKING CHEESE CURDS.

[goldenthroneresident]

All but one of the needed medications are delivered to Raphael’s room sometime during the night, along with a note:

Realized I have no idea when you usually wake up, so just send me a message when you’re awake & want to talk. I know there’s no Zanthrax, we’re working on finding some but apparently it’s pretty complicated to get.

-Elia

(@althaineblog)

I’m awake now, apologies for the wait, and it is completely understandable that you can’t find the Zanthrax. It is freakishly hard to aquire

[goldenthroneresident]

Dear Master of Mankind

Is the Golden Throne is basically your "Cuck chair"? In ten thousand years, you've watched the Imperium getting fucked by Chaos, traitors and Xenos.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH

HAHAHAHA—HA-HOLY SHIT

NO!!!! NO ITS NOT!!