#throngler

[the-good-enough-throngler]

Throngling it like crazy rn

[waeponwifestre]

Tonight’s burn, this one to TRASH DECADE by HEALTH

Very fun song to burn to! I love this fucking polesword (we call it the throngler)

[throngle-room]

Alright.

Who’s boutta get sent to the throngle room today.

[elsewhereuniversity]

There’s a skeletal horse following me everywhere (literally everywhere, to the bathroom even). Answers to ‘Bitey,’ ‘Daisy’ and ‘Throngler.’ Is anyone missing their… I’m gonna say familiar? Please come get your teleporting skeleton horse. It’s figured out the doorknobs. -Barracuda, South Doem

No, no, no.... Not Throngler from the Incident in ‘93 that led to the temporary dissolution of the Equestrian Team and a campus ban on horses that lasts till this day??? It can’t be.

[minerva40k]

When I get to hell and I’ve put both Reagan and thatcher through the throngler I’m going after whoever invited the alarm clock next

[the-good-enough-throngler]

I am going to throngle college applications

[the-nephelococcygian]

All have heard of Sha’s Spear of Spleen Explosion.

Everyone knows of Dark Lord Grûtmore’s Dark Edge of Annihilation.

Many have seen Absalom’s Awful Axe.

But the Throngler is only spoken of in whispers.

[the-good-enough-throngler]

Trick or treat!

Makes sure to check your candy tonight. Heard some people were hiding The Throngling in Twix bars