#throwdowns

[hotpussylovecraft]

im prime horror villain bait. im 4'10, around 104 pounds, shoulder length fluffy hair, dirty fuckin glasses (plus blue eyes), i dress like the awful combination of a vacation dad who likes tacky button ups and a feminine emo boy. who would want to murder me INSTANTLY.

I throw you down with...

The bride!

Her eyesight isn't too great and she mistakes you for Herbert. You are slammed against the wall like fresh spaghetti.

[hotpussylovecraft]

oo can you have me killed. im 5'2, i got long nasty hair, im shaped like fucking baymax, and i dress like a bus seat

I throw you down with...

Finger Creature

You know what you did.

[hotpussylovecraft]

I dress like a 35 year old horror nerd but with skinny jeans and combat boots. I'm 5'8" with frizzy long hair and I constantly look tired/on the verge of death. Cant wait to see my assigned throwdown gjfguyrt

I'm gonna throw down in a second here but I really want you to know Tumblr tried real hard to stop me. Anyways I throw you down with...

The Killbots

You were at the mall trying to buy another t-shirt when an announcement came over the intercom saying the mall was closing. You heard screeching and saw one of these Roombas drifting around the corner, where it promptly ran you down. The employee ringing you up let this happen.

[hotpussylovecraft]

PLEASE let me fight someone i'm 5'6'', green eyes, blond, kinda muscle-y and i wear a lot of grey formal wear. (willing to use my guitar as a sonic OR bludgeoning weapon)

I tried uploading this so many times y'all forgive me. Anyways! I throw you down with...

Dr. Phibes!

Musician vs musician! He Cannot stand you, and devotes some giant trap to take you out, but it comes down to an actual fight. Considering you aren't half dead already, you take him out. Here is an artistic rendition of that final battle:

[hotpussylovecraft]

these horror throwdown things sound fun omg!!!! i’m 5’7” and weigh about 200 pounds, my hair is bleached blonde rn and i have blue eyes and pride myself on how vaguely masculine i can look in a vacation shirt. and for fun and if it helps: i think if i were in a horror movie my weapon of choice would be a baseball bat or knitting needles

I throw you down with...

Dr. Edward Pretorius

You decided to vacation in the Ol' Pretorius Fuck House, and he's envious of your rad style. Since he can't go to Goodwill, he decided to just absorb your mind. You both threw the fuck down and you won with your knitting needles. Rip to Crawford but you're different

[hotpussylovecraft]

@ everyone waiting for a throw down I'm gonna work on them tomorrow after i finish an exam! Wish me luck!

[hotpussylovecraft]

Horror matchups?? I'll give it a try! I got short brown hair, greenish-blue eyes, glasses, bags under my eyes from being tired all the time, medium height and sweatshirts/hoodies are a must for my wardrobe. How's that?

I throw you down with...

Conrad Razkoff

You committed the egregious sin of having opinions about movies. Fortunately, you've got the brain cells not to Rob An Actual Grave so he's not killed you, but Conrad remembers your unenthused expression when he keeled over on stage, and thinks angry thoughts about you from time to time. He also had his wife ding your car door with hers.

[thrivelosangeles]

What's better than a little friendly competition?! 🥧🤦🏻‍♀️