#thuglivez

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New Girl AU w/ @brokenmuses-fragileminds

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@thuglivez

Once the husband realized that Jr liked dick, he was quick to run away with his tail between his legs. It was a matter of time, maybe, that he’d realize that he’d been duped and that Jr. did in face sleep with his slutty wife. “His wife cheats on him and he goes after the fucker he thinks slept with her. What kind of fucked up logic is that?” 

[princessofgotham--moved-blog]

[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS (thuglivez--Kenny)

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[text; Weirdo Cutie]: Awww[text; Weirdo Cutie]: You’re adorable.[text; Weirdo Cutie]: And yeah, I am gorgeous aren’t I?

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@thuglivez

“So uh, what was the plan again? Knock him out and drag him along or...? Because ya know...” She looked at the wreckage. She wasn’t even sure if they would be able to find him. “I’m startin’ ta second guess our plan.” 

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@thuglivez gets a thing from Gwen

Trial and error. That’s what everything she did was. The martial arts were straightforward, but as she learned, she realized everything else wasn’t something just taught. Practicality was important. Masks did not cut it for her. They impeded her vision. She realized that the hard way. She needed tough and protective clothing. She realized that the hard way. She needed rope that was elastic, not taut. She really learned that the hard way. 

Now her costume was perfected. There was things to work on, like gadgets and a name, but she wasn’t there to be cool or notable. She wanted to help the little guys in downtown. Gwen caught the ledge of a building and pulled herself up before darting across the roof. She jumped over the next gap, rolling with her fall onto the shorter rooftop. She stopped as she heard something screaming. 

“Help! Help! Somebody!” She ran to the edge and looked down to see a man mugging a woman. Holding a knife to her, he stole her purse and took off. Gwen ran as well, keeping pace with him on the rooftops. Once she was far enough ahead of him, she timed the moment just right for hopping down. She crashed into him, knocking him down to the ground. Standing up, she grabbed the stolen purse to return to the woman.

[themurderousintent]

“I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me ” (Mickey)

@thuglivez

“What if it’s really dirty?” William asked jokingly.

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@thuglivez

“Do I have to take pants off of you like child?”

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@thuglivez

“Lip? What? Was Phil too mainstream?”