Just thinking of tfa Human Optimus just on his back, jacket folded under his head as a makeshift pillow. While Thundercracker G1 lays on his front.
Upper half kinda propped up , a hand under his jaw, they're talking but there's definitely this air between them.
The seeker is looking over him, how Optimus's hand rests at the back of his head, looking up at him, casually talking , the other hand waving expressively, not overly so, but it definitely adds to the emotions Prime is displaying.
Without thinking Optimus props a leg up on Thundercrackers cockpit and sighs, resting his free hand across his waist.
Tc notices how the black shirt has ridden up a little, and curiously pokes at it, human clothes are still an oddity to him. Pushing the fabric up a little. How easily he could just handle him like a doll. How easily this Optimus Human has trusted him...
He pets over his exposed skin only to feel a pat on his hand.
"Not tonight TC, my backs still getting over from when you blew it out."
"What if I don't make it about me? What if I just like touching you?"
Optimus sighed heavily and kicked at his cockpit knowing it couldn't do any damage.
"You'll get horny and beg to take me, and I ...Will choose to regret my decisions later."
Thundercracker traced Primes side chuckling as Optimus squirmed as it clearly tickled him.
"Stop that, you over grown tin can."
He playfully kicked at him again, only for Tc to lean in closer and nuzzle against his body and kiss it.
Optimus can't help but shake his head with an affectionate smile as he pets his brow.
"We're out under the stars and all you want to do is look at me, ridiculous."
"I've seen the stars prime, they're all big burning balls of gas, they'll be here long after you and I, many have even died and still their light shines like an echo of the past."
Optimus looked up at him, his hand going from TCs brow to his cheek. Rolling his eyes , still smiling
"Pffft and what there's only one me?"
Thundercracker took his hand, the tip of his thumb still too large to sit in Primes palm as Optimus's hand sat in his.
"Yes Optimus, that's exactly what I'm saying."
Oh the way the vulnerable expression flickered in those blue eyes of his, he could hear his heart beat faster, wings fluttering, he nuzzled against him again. Using his hardlight holo form he straddled him carefully, hands sliding along the sides of Primes body, along his arms until both hands were laced with his.
"You're a shooting star, if I don't appreciate you now, you'll pass me by and I'll be a fool that misses the beauty of your life."
Face just barely an inch from his , waiting permission for something, anything more, sinking into the kiss the Prime offered him, following his lead. Forehead pressed to his when Optimus sought breath.
"I thought you said your back hurt."
"Yeah well that was before you said all that...hate that my body can't take the full version of you."
Prime huffed, shifting under the seeker.
"Never, you'd be a smear."
"But a happy one."
Thundercracker couldn't help but laugh at that
"And I thought I was the ridiculous one, you're just as-
Optimus hooked his legs around the seekers hips, with a look that said don't keep me waiting.
"What about your back?"
Prime pulled a hand free and grabbed around the neck line of Thundercrackers transformation seam pulling him closer.
"I said I'll regret my decisions later."
Btw he did regret it later, but at the time it was so worth it.
Megatron was standing infront of a kneeling Orion and Thundercracker, who despite the situation were trying extremely hard not to laugh while biting at their lips.
The Decepticon leader had his hands on his hips
"So, how exactly did that human pest and that yellow nuisance find you?"
He was less than impressed, as they shared a look and laughed.
"Well sir..."
"No not you Thundercracker, Orion will tell me, no doubt you're going to use your experiences in the next chapter, I expect that by next week by the way."
He held up a hand to silence the seeker and held Orions chin
"What trouble did you get him into?"
Orion bit Megatrons thumb hard enough to dent but the Con did not show any sign of discomfort.
"Pax, stop that."
Megatron spoke sternly as if he were speaking to a pet, a smile twitching at the corner of his lips as Orion obeyed.
"Well, it turns out you can pay the workers there for special allowances. They said they would return in about two hours , of course even if we had been finished by then...we could have easily just flown off."
Thundercracker covered his mouth , fighting the laugh that wanted to burst free.
"Special allowances?"
Megatron queried as an optic ridge raised.
"Mmhm our ferris wheel cage right at the top, Thundercracker managed to keep quiet when I sucked his spike but when he pushed me back and started riding my human one , couldn't keep his mouth shut...neither could I, he really knows how to move his hips."
Megatron's cheeks puffed out as he let out a sigh and covered his mouth, optics wide as he just couldn't believe this was how they found out about this.
"They thought I was being murdered sir, after all the didn't know I wasn't a human just crying out in ecstasy, you should have seen it when the wheel started moving, Thundercracker made damn sure we overloaded , only it was at the same moment we arrived at the bottom and our 'stalkers' saw us."
That was it , Thundercracker burst out laughing he couldn't hide it any more, he was holding his sides and fell to the ground.
Megatron just kicked him gently in the side.
"You're an idiot, but I suppose the fact Orion took care of you is what's important..."
Rolling his optics he looked at Orion.
"Did they see you, in your real form?"
This time it was Prime who looked away awkwardly as he put his hands like this 👉 👈
"Well, I may have panicked so hard I accidentally changed my form to my cybertronian one."
Megatron leaned his head back and made an urrrrrgggh sound.
"Now I'm going to have our Optimus preaching at us about public atrocities. No doubt he'll be saying this is the worst thing we've ever done and think of the humans. Please I've literally caught him rubbing one out behind and abandoned warehouse...offered a helping hand....didn't end well."
Megatron could see the kicked puppy look coming to the surface on Orions features.
"No, no I haven't bed you because he refused me, wait Orion come back he-"
Orion gave him the finger and stomped off.
Thundercracker looked at Megatron with the expression of 'damn man really?'
"My brother in Primus, you might have well just screamed , I only slept with you because our Prime wouldn't part his legs, so I made do."
Megatron pinched the bridge of his nose, optics closed, what was he going to do with this lot.
"Yes, I was aware of how that sounded after it came out-"
"I mean do you realise how much that sucks you brought that up, he already feels like he's out of place, just from his looks alone. Then there's wondering if others haven't tried to kill him simply by your orders or hoping to get a taste of Prime meat."
"Shrapnel?"
"Yes, who else would put that so crudely, but stop going off topic, he's not you Megatron, if he were he would have attempted to conquer his way in , he doesn't know if he's going back, or if this is his new life, uprooted from his home...at least we have ruins he has nothing."
He went to his feet, while he was glaring his wings gave way that he was still nervous standing up to him
"We are all that he has until he decides to reject us because he's made to feel that even here he has no place."
Thundercracker then mimicked him with that same hand gesture of someone talking too much
"Meh meh meh, I offered to jerk off Optimus, and he said no, weh weh, so I made do with the next best thing, meh meh."
Megatron closed his optics and took a deep breath.
"The only way I can show him how unalike they are is by letting them meet, it could make things worse especially if he sees Optimus as better than him without being able to appreciate the fact he's very much his own mech."
Folding his arms, brow furrowing
"Considering he defeated my counter part, if it were I , I would have stolen him away and travelled the galaxy , so why didn't-"
Thundercracker gave a look that said he knew why, it didn't go unnoticed either .
"Spit it out."
"He killed Starscream."
"He told you this?"
"In the tunnel of love, we went around a couple of times just talking, kissing and then you know , ferris wheel."
"I see."
Soundwave poked his head in
"Lord Megatron-"
He noticed Orion wasn't there, thankfully the mask hid his disappointment.
"Optimus Prime is hailing us."
Megatron let out another grumbling sigh
"Predictable as always, Prime."
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Soundwave stood beside Megatron watching as Orion and Thundercracker disappeared into the deep blue sea, off to do whatever they planned to do.
"Soundwave, I-"
Soundwaves head only had to turn a little and Megatron went silent, this was not the time clearly, to say he did try and set it up for him to see Orion's expression like he'd been longing to.
Because of course Megatron knew what Soundwave had been doing. He'd even cleared the way for him, why should he be denied and Orion had consented in that prison cell despite not knowing who it was, he was the one who was taking the chance that it could be Soundwave.
"What is it you find so...appealing about him?"
Soundwave folded his arms , not sure if he wanted to answer at first, however, Megatron was his leader and he had faith in him.
Opening up a telepathic link he continued to stare out into the vast emptiness.
"At first, I wanted to put him in his place for causing you problems...but it wasn't just that. He's a brat at times and I like that."
Megatron nodded, listened but had to ask
"Then why not show interest in Starscream?"
"It's not the same, Starscream is, who he is. Ambitious to a fault, believing being leader will make him loved above all overs and worshipped, he needs to feel important..."
Soundwave slanted a hip to the side sighing
"There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel important but sometimes one has to be aware of their own limits, perhaps if he tried you in a fair trial and won."
"That's mutiny , maybe you should cool off in the brig."
It was a simple tease between friends , but right now , Soundwave's patience for such jokes had swam out the window they were looking through.
"If he could truly defeat you Megatron and not just the once , but over and over again, would you not admit defeat."
Megatron watched as fish swam by, their scales shimmering in the ships light, another silence between them, he gave a simple nod in response.
"If he could, then what kind of leader would I be. I know you could , you're stronger than me."
(A joke reference to how tfa optimus won in a land slide against Megatron and lost in a landslide against soundwave on voting polls;3)
Soundwave's head tilted up
"I could but I have no desire to, I am content in my place, I wish Starscream was too. As I was saying about Orion, he's made time for my casseticons, played games, taken an interest in their console games, even when he's been terrible at them...one night I even heard him reading to them, can you believe that?"
Megatron kept his focus on him, hearing this and starting to understand where Soundwaves attraction came from.
"They kept arguing they weren't tired and he made a deal with them, if they could stay up past the first three chapters he'd play games with them all night."
"Heh did they stay awake?"
"No, they fell asleep after chapter two and he even tucked him into bed."
Soundwave grumbled, he was still mad that Orion was out there , seducing ANOTHER winged mech.
Starscream had made one good point.
Both he and Megatron turned into items, they couldn't possibly understand the need for the sky or to feel the road under wheels they did not have and he wasn't going to change his form just to suit his interests his Casseticons came first.
He'd already said when he and Orion were in that bath he didn't care who he slept with, that much was true, but that didn't mean Soundwave wasn't jealous of the tenderness and sweetness Pax showed others.
SOMEWHERE (because I'm English and sure as hell don't know America lol) Both Orion and Thundercracker were sitting in an abandoned warehouse.
The seeker was listening attentively as Orion explained how the hard light holo device worked.
Thundercracker rolled the spherical item between his fingers gently, looking it over.
"So I gotta let it scan me and it links up with me? I can just create whatever comes to mind and it'll be human sized? How does it work?"
Orion leaned forward and pressed a miniscule button on it's side, a beam projecting out of it.
"The light that emits from it vibrates at a different frequency, when it's connected to you, you can decide how soft your body is or how hard it is and once it's connected to you, no one else can, it's imprinted with your biodata, so no one on the Nemesis can steal it from you."
"Pffft and you say I shouldn't take you out on a date, did no one besides your Star ever take you out on a date Prime?"
Thundercracker chuckled as he turned the light towards himself and let it scan his body.
"No....none of them did, the 'oh you're our leader, we couldn't possibly' was usually their excuse.
I actually haven't been on one before, I mean it's a little hard to go on a date with the seeker who not only caused your death but is on the warring side, they have a word for that where I come from you know."
Thundercracker was already trying to decide what form he was going to choose, but he already had an idea, if Bumblebee could just go walking around why not just go as smaller version of himself....minus the Con decals, he wanted to have fun, not have people screaming, plus he was into the idea of he and Orion making out again while Orion was displaying himself as a human....hmm that was such an erotic thought that he nearly popped a panel right then and there, Primus he was going to get to live out the dream and it was all thanks to an Optimus!
"Oh what word is that?"
Orion looked at him and sighed, setting himself into his truck mode in the corner and putting a shield around it so no dumbasses would try and steal his body.
Thundercracker did the same with his jet mode, the silence, made him believe the perhaps Pax didn't want to talk about it.
As Orion brushed his hair back he looked at the human sized seeker standing next to him, reaching up to hold Thundercrackers chin with his finger and thumb as he pulled him in closer, just from his reaction he could tell TC was the one who would be on his back tonight, how cute.
"Well , what does one usually call someone who's sleeping with the enemy?"
Thundercrackers wings were fluttering again.
"Traitor."
"Say it again."
Prime whispered leaning in closer
"Traitor..."
Orion placed his lips to his and Tc oh he sank right into that kiss, tasting one another as the seeker wrapped his arms around Orion pulling him closer, Primus, was this how humans felt, all softness and warmth, he'd say whatever Prime wanted to have more.
"You want me to say it again Pax?"
He asked voice husky as he nuzzled against him.
"Hmm not now...not now or we'll be never leave this warehouse and ...I'm looking forward to that date."
He smiled, his cheeks flushed, thankfully he could stop the hologram from showing the tenting in his jeans.
Thundercracker nodded, kissing his cheek and smiling
"Absolutely, Fun fair games and rides here we come!"
He took Orions hand and off they went.
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Orion watched as Thundercracker stood there , optics taking in everything they could, like a child who'd just discovered wonderland.
He was seeing it from the view point of a human, the same height as them, obviously a few people looked their way but shrugged and moved on.
Thundercracker was in awe , to see it all like this, where things didn't look like thin lines on a page or microbes, he could touch it and hold things in his hands and appreciate the details the same way a human could.
"Primus, so this is what it's like for humans, they really are small and fragile huh?"
"They are, but they can most certainly have just as strong a will as you and I."
Orion answered him, hooking his arm around Thundercrackers and smiling, seeing him be genuinely fascinated by everything was so endearing he couldn't help but tip toe to kiss his cheek.
"Will you stop that, you're too handsome for your own good and the way you make my wings flutter might hurt someone. "
TC replied getting flustered, really he loved it, but he was genuinely worried his wings might smack someone if Prime kept making him so affectionately overwhelmed.
"Alright, alright I'll be good."
Thundercracker soon figured he was going to have to change his holo form as his wings would not fit the roller coaster, at first he couldn't understand why people were screaming and having fun until he was told to turn off his equilibrium, both of them felt the wind sweeping past and the rattling of the rails, it was exhilarating, the twists and turns, the parts where it felt like they were going up forever only to soar back down.
The seeker was amazed that people did this for fun! They went on it three more times and collected photos.
Both of them looked so happy, Orion wide eyed and screaming on the first, seeing the third set he blushed a little as Orion was looking at him smiling.
"Explain why you wasn't looking forward...for research purposes in my writing."
Orion listened to him and rolled his eyes with a fond smile
"Because seeing you experience this and enjoying it...I dunno, it just pulled at my spark, it made me happy. It's going to be hard not to keep wanting to kiss someone when they're being so cute...for an older mech you still have a young spark."
"Well...I've put my wings away..."
Thundercracker said softly as he inched closer, a hand slipping around his back and tilting Pax's head up.
"Why Mr Cracker are you asking for a kiss?"
"Perhaps I am, will you deny me?"
"Hmm not at all."
It would just be their luck that Bumblebee and Spike would be there that day, Spike nearly choking on his corndog as he watched what he thought was a human lock lips with a Transformer.
However, neither Cracker nor Orion noticed them as they continued on, like a montage in a romantic movie, from ring toss to fishing plastic ducks out the water to win little knick knack prizes, they tried every ride at least once, snuggling up together in the tunnel of love.
Dangling hearts and sweet music, lights and flowers lining the walls.
"Are you having fun Thundercracker?"
Orion asked, clearly comfortable and cozy next to him, his arm around his waist and cheek resting on his cockpit. The weight of the seekers arm around him relaxing him further.
"Yes, today has been one to remember, I think I forgot what it felt like to have that kind of fun, the house of mirrors was brilliant with how it would distort our images and the silly voices you made, I just had to join in."
Prime chuckled, recalling how the mirrors had made them look short and stubby to looking so tall and skinny, making them look like worms.
"There is something we do need to do before the day here is over."
"Anything you want Pax, remember I'm supposed to be taking you on this date."
Tc reminded him while playing with his hair a finger slowly rubbing at the back of his neck
"I know, I'm just...not that great at letting people take over when it comes to giving...at least like this, I'm not used to others being the one to treat me...take care of me."
Orion replied quitely closing his eyes as he held him tighter
"Wow so even in your world others depended on you so much they forgot you were a mech to and not a cog in the machine."
Thunder answered gently, taking him by the waist and lifting him onto his lap and cradling him.
"Yeah, I mean when you're leader of a repair crew and have to worry about the enemy taking them out , they weren't trained soldiers, but we pulled through...most of us, but I've spent most of my life just making sure others are okay, that they have what they need, hiding my own secrets...I was terrifed that the closest thing i had to family would reject me....Primus I'm ruining the mood, aren't I."
He buried his face against then crook of Thundercrackers neck and settled into the embrace
"Not at all sweetspark, as part of our flock you should feel free to open up and I'm happy you feel comfortable enough telling me this, so what was that thing you said we must do?"
Twenty minutes later
Thundercrackers hands were on Orions shoulders as he leaned in and whispered
"But I can see how it's rigged, I can adjust my optics to make sure I win first time."
"Yes I know but that's just how these things run, it's how they make their money, so I'll lose a few times and then get you that big stuffed toy dog."
"Wait, wasn't I supposed to be winning you something?
"Afterwards you can get me the cat, but I can see you eyeing that dog and I want to get you it...but remember you have to lose a few times or they'll think you're cheating because you're a Cybertronian."
The guy behind the stall was yawning, bored and tired
"Look dudes, my bros ,my flesh and metal guys, it's like the end of my shift and stuff , if one of you wins I'll just let you go take two I got stuff to do."
Bumble and Spike were still on site, keeping an eye on the seeker they recognised as Thundercracker, both curious as to how he'd gotten so small.
And yes, they'd reported it in to the others.
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a totally serious St. Nicholas' Day present for staubengel
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