Apr 16
That hammer is actually two tons?
" Perhaps! would you like to find out? "
Cheeky kobold grin!
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That hammer is actually two tons?
" Perhaps! would you like to find out? "
Cheeky kobold grin!
Is Mitru angry because someone "dragon deez nuts" all over her face?
She blinks a few times and then SMASHES you with her 2 ton hammer!
" Everyone always say dragon this or dragon that! FAAAAH! i say! give me powerful thunder lizard matron! and i am happy to sing praises! dragons are full of greed and arrogance! but thunder lizards are pure and honorable creatures! least i know when they want to eat me! hah! "
*nearby magic nerd starts taking notes* "But why does the enlarge person spell only double your size? Why does it not do more than that?"
" Tis what it was designed for little squirrel... Enlarge effects a person or object... is no in between. Perhaps find the mage who created it and ask them "
Not to mention Azula is taller
" Bah! mitru is very tall for a Kobold you know! "
she might be slightly salty at being short!
" Perhaps Mitru cast enlarge person and then we see who is tall! "
Between Mitru and Azula, who has the most lethal weapons (their thighs)?
" Eh, i suppose i do... being a more physically inclined warrior... though Mitru has feeling that Azula has far more experience with those thighs..."
Does mitru enjoy cooking?
" Ah yes! i do quite enjoy roasting my kill over an open fire! though if truth is told Mitru is better hunter then she is chef... hah! "
" What is wrong with being Kobold... "
Huffs!