bro will u write cute bruno headcanons just for me š
bro, some zipper man just for you!
Bruno is still a weirdo, but heās a considerate weirdo! When he gets to be in your house, he just asks for some of your clothes and throws them into a zipper so he can carry them around. When you question him, he says itās because he wants to be ready when you need a change.
Heās a simple man, he was born in a fishing village so he wasnāt around luxuries for most his life. When he started to get money, he wanted to try the expensive life. He has no idea what Gucci is at first, but itās pricey so it must be good.
He likes his pizza without mozzarella and heās wrong, but he get very enthusiastic about it so you let him eat that stuff.
He likes zippers that much because he always forgets how to tie his shoes and he wears a stand-up collar because he doesnāt know how to put on a tie, but a suit without a shirt and without a tie looks weird.
Heās very good with words and he always tries to bargain with local vendors for the best offers, even if they know him and even if they were already willing to give him a better price. He just likes to see them get charmed.
When he was a kid smelling like fish, cats came around him often enough that now he knows how to treat them so they come to get pet. All the neighborhood cats know him and rub on his legs.
