#thurayya

[hawazilian]

[thewanderersincorrect]

Thurayya : How do Priam and Esmeray get out of their messes?

Magda : They don't.

Magda : They just create a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

[thewanderersincorrect]

Priam: I love all of you guys. I'm gonna be at all your funerals.

Thurayya: Why didn't you just say weddings?

Esmeray: Or birthdays?

Cedric: More important, why are you so certain I am dying before you?

[thewanderersincorrect]

Someone, Hogwarts time : What’s it like working with Cedric, Thurayya, Priam and Esmeray?

Magda : Imagine working with civilized, responsible and mature people

Someone : okay

Mazhar : Great now throw that idea out of the window

[thewanderersincorrect]

Hypérion : I have an idea

Thurayya : no murder

Hypérion : I no longer have an idea

[thewanderersincorrect]

Esmeray : What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Thurayya : Knife to the throat ?

Priam : Gun to the back?

Hypérion : Poison in his cup?

Maz : You’re all horrible.

[thewanderersincorrect]

Hypérion: I have a new hoodie

Thurayya: WE have a new hoodie

[thewanderersincorrect]

Thurayya, holding up a banner: it’s supposed to say “Esmeray's birthday” but the printer messed up!

Mazhar: so what does it say?

Thurayya: Esmeray's bi

Mazhar: … still works