#tibbscrawls

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Insane writing techniques that help me every time

writing

writing my words

thinking of words and writing them on paper

putting words on paper

putting them out there, words and all

typing on the keys and everything

filling up the document & shit

writing

Hope this helps !!!

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Watching Hannibal without subtitles is like

Hannibal: ajfddja jfadjanc akjf a God ndadieoa an cmnag Love eian hgcabn eihadjhfa iooen adhaj Europe

Will: nvmadn adh ajk eajke rhkjaejhas The Ripper akdjasdbf cnladshuebgb akda nc Dr. Lecter akfdan mkldai zhcnvjkekla my design akjdfkl;nc xhabdjk

LOUD AS FUCK BACKGROUND DRUMS: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Jack Crawford, the only main character who talks at a normal volume and enunciates: We Are Going To Catch The Chesapeake Ripper (he is then silenced by the drums)

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

that gap in my resume is from the saw trap

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

It's weird how many people don't know that Hannigram is literally canon. Like, Hannibal literally looks directly into Will's eyes in Mizumono and says -- out loud, mind you -- "Get butt ass naked right now, fish boy" and then Will drops to his knees and gives Hannibal the CRAZIEST bj and then they run off to italy together and get married and Chilton gets pregnant and Jack's the father and Bella doesn't have cancer anymore and Beverly is alive and Abigail goes to college and

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Me in middle school: EWWW I'M NOT A FURRY!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE ANIMALS??? FUCKING CRINGE. I'M NOT CRINGE LIKE THAT!!! EWWW WHAT THE FUUUUCK WHY IS THIS PERSON WEARING CAT EARS EWWW JUST BE NORMAL EWWWWW

Me in college: the pubpy has somthing to say... wof wof... ue.. the world shouldn't be making pupies do homework liek this.. euh... arf arf euhh i just wamt a milkbone for all my tedious pupydog strugles... when am i gonna get scritches behind ma floppy pubbydoggie ears, man... i thimk... euh it's bellay rub time... !!!

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!" Your child died in a rollercoaster accident and is now singing a ballad in black lingerie about wanting to become his 1940s hookersona from France. He's nailing it by the way.

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

He's busy on Tattlecrime after the new Abel Gideon article