A Lesson in Stamina
Definitely took a look at this lovely art and had to write a little something inspired by these fucking losers that I love so very much.
pairing: radiostatic (sort of, vincent is certainly thinking about it) lee!vox, ler!alastor word count: 4,726 no real warnings, just a normal amount of hazbin cursing and alastorâs stupid tentacles if those make you uncomfortable
Vox is tired, so very tired. Being an Overlord in Hell is tiring. Being in Hell at all is tiring.
Of course, thereâs a certain ânew smellâ to the whole thing, but even a promotion as it stands canât shake away the days that he just feels like shit. This place is not for the faint of heart, and all he has is his nose-to-the-grindstone mentality to make it all worse.
There are some comforts, though, and one of those is the rather charming demon in red that he met in the bar the day he arrived in the Pride ring. An Overlord that had set up shop a few decades ago and was, as Vox understood it, one of the more dangerous of the lot he had met so far.
The pinging desire to dethrone had been immediate but only until he met Alastor. ThenâŠ
âŠthe closet door had opened, and he was as unsteady as a baby deer chasing after the man as often as he could.
One of the easiest places to do that? Said bar.
The Radio Demon was already there, nursing his whiskey, as Vox walked in. His acknowledgement was the same as it always was, a small nod and a whiff of static casted the flatheadâs way. Itâs pleasant, and certainly appreciated, especially after a day such as this one.
âSorry, I didnât mean to show up late.â
âMm, your punctuality certainly is legendary.â
Alastor never probes. Vox appreciates it and reciprocates as often as he canâthere is something to be said that his curiosity can sometimes get him in trouble. However, today, it certainly would have been easier if the Radio Demon bothered to notice that his drinking partner was looking a little worse for wear.
Emotionally, that is.
âYeah, wellâŠI didnât really think that one Overlord would actually try and step foot in my little corner so soon, but I suppose I shouldnât be surprised down here anymore,â he huffs, making a motion to the bartender. She knows his order.
âAgrat?â
âNo Calliope.â
The Radio Demon hums to show he heard. And then, in a rare moment of physical contact, he swipes his thumb under Voxâs picturebox head, drawing a startled little motion from the demon and an incredulous look in his direction. âIt looks like she put you through the wringer.â Itâs said with a teasing tone that the television demon is used to now as he gives said thumb a lick.
Was that Voxâs blood or the other Overlordâs?
It didnât really matter.
âYeah, she did. IâmâŠexhausted, honestly.â Now that heâs been given quiet permission, his shoulders drop and he gives a small sigh.Â
Alastorâs eyes remain on his drinking partner, almost far-away as if heâs thinking of something else entirely, before a soft chuckle rumbles through the crackle of his filter. âBut youâre sitting here, and she is not. Congratulations, pal, you survived another Overlord attempting to usurp your tiny amount of powerâhow many has it been now?â
Voxâs is now face-first in the wood of the bar. He holds up three fingers to answer the Radio Demon.
And said demonâs smile widens. âOnly three? Oh, dear Vincent, I donât believe youâve earned the right to complain.â
The television demon turns his head to look at Alastor, squinting. âYeah, that's easy for you to say, everyoneâs scared of you.â
Everyone but him.
âA fear that was well-earned through hard work and perseverance," he hums, craning his neck so he could meet the television's eye properly. An almost playful move. âJust like you're doing right now.â
Vox feels as though heâs making fun of him and turns his head away with a little huff. âDoesn't really seem that way, but Iâll take your word for it.â There is a light vulnerable answer there that canât help but sigh through, eyes casted down against the grain. Heâs gaining small bits of power, sure, but nothing compared to the Radio Demon. Heâll have to realize that soon, right? And then what?
He doesn't really want to think about that, about how this all changes once his companion believes heâs just a fleeting trend.
Alastor is tilting his head as he regards Vox. Heâs thinking, watching, articulating his next move as he watches the little pouting demon practically begging for some sympathy that the demon is not wired to give. HoweverâŠ
âWell then, perhaps itâs time for another lesson on my part, my little protege.â
Vox groans. âDonât call me that again...â
âIâm serious,â he chuckles, âespecially if you feel as though your stamina is lacking inâŠefficiency. After all the help youâve shown me running pesky little sinners off of my territory, I have no issue offering my own help in exchange.âÂ
Heâs almost surprised he didnât ask for a deal to be struck. âFine, what did you have inââ
There was no finishing that statement.
Thereâs a small tingle that hit his side, right below his ribcage. Itâs enough to make him jump a little but when he snaps his head to the side to inquire what it was that his compatriot had done, he sees what looks like one of Alastorâs tentacle things having slid up from the shadows under their feet to wiggle almost playfully at his side.
Wait. What now? Thereâs not even any time for Vox to react before another one shoots under his shirt and starts teasing his other side. He shivers, nearly collapsing over the bar as he captures his lower lip between his teeth. âAh-hah-lastorâŠ?â But as he risks a peek beside him, the Radio Demonâs expression isn't instilling any confidence that it was an accident.
Thereâs a finger resting on his lips, that perpetual smile slightly sharper than heâs used to: it lacks malice but is filled with a toxic mischief instead.
Somehow, that makes Vox even more worried.
If itâs any consultation, Alastor doesn't seem to be interested in overwhelming him with this. Why would he, that would surely ruin the game heâs playing. Eldritch tendrils that heâs seen rip people limb from limb are nuzzling against his skin curiously, the static that draws between them pleasant for a moment until they brush against a sensitive spot and he canât help but cover his mouth to avoid yelping.
The bartenderâs attention is drawn. âEverything alright?â
âOh yeahâyeah! SorryâŠâ Heâs not sure why he apologized. âJustâŠdidnât expect it to be so strong.â Did the guy look a little offended at that? He honestly couldnât care less.
âCareful now, Vincent,â he spares a half-glare at the Radio Demon, âIâm having fun right now. You donât want to interrupt me, do you?â He spots a flicker of those dials as his grin stretches with lidded eyes, and it makes him want to sink into the floor. Oh, not like he doesnât want the attention (that is what he wanted, right?), but the optics of this areâŠ
âŠ
âŠyeah, heâs not sure how long heâs going to be able to play along without passing away.
âN-noâŠâ he manages, a light blue flush on his screen as he sits up rather sharply, expression turning determined. Itâs fine, it was just another way to prove himself to Alastor, he could endure it for that possible elation of said praise alone.
And the other demonâs expression turns just a hint more sinister. âGood boy.â He makes a circle motion with his finger, and any hope that Vox had that his companion was taking it easy on him is immediately thrown out the window. Because, hereâs the thing, in all the distraction, he really hadnât noticed that the two wiggling masses under his shirt hadnât exactly stopped their exploration. They were being merciful, passing by spots that he knew would incite a different reaction, and instead making themselves entirely comfortable against him.
He was an idiot: they had been searchingâŠ
So, on Alastorâs cue, they tuck up under his arms and he nearly jolts again. The wriggling is exactly as he expected it to feel, but even that knowledge doesnât help him from coughing away the beginnings of a snicker. Nononoânope, heâs not going to break on the first tug. Instead, in an effort to retain some control over the situation, he reaches for his drink and takes a sip.
Only barely shaking.
And Alastor rewards him with a hum of approval and a wink. âPromising. Letâs see how long you can hold out when I get to those nastier little spots.â
âHo-how could you possiblyâŠ?â
âFinding weaknesses is one of my greatest skills, Vincent. You havenât forgotten, have you?â
No, of course he hasnât.Â
âTo prove my point,â Vox didnât really need him to do that, âI know that these,â and the tips of his little tools drift down to circle around the gills on either side of the media demonâs ribcageânot touching the delicate flaps, but even a flick considerably close makes him seize up violently, âah yes, are probably the worst of it for you, am I right?â
Vox is having a hard time here because on one hand, this is humiliating. Heâs a goddamn Overlord, and this is ranging on becoming unearned disrespect, especially considering how much admiration he gives the Radio Demon in return.
And yet, thereâs something in Alastorâs tone thatâs making an entirely different tingle run up his spine.Â
Heâs going to ignore that one as best he can.
âI-isnât this a-aâŠlittle c-childish?âÂ
The Radio Demon manages a short laugh, low and cool. âI am shocked at you, Vox. You should know better than to just make an assumption like that.â What the hell was he talking about? âI am certainly not going to be picky about my methods if the results are met.â
Great.
The tentacles are starting to expand out around his torso now, dipping playfully into his navel and swiping slowly against the sensitive skin of his waistline, an action that makes him nearly break the glass in the palm of his hand as he takes a sharp breath in.
âNow, as a reminder, weâre going to use this as an opportunity for you to improve upon your stamina, my dear. No laughing, no whimpering, and certainly no crying.â The Radio Demonâs voice is overlayed with static as he croons out the next part, âThink you can manage?â
No, heâs not sure.
But he's going to do his best anyways, isn't he? Alastor is dangling that carrot over his head, practically teasing him with the idea of his approval.
Shit.
As he sits up, those stupid tentacles have clearly taken that as his consent on the matter and as happy to explore as desired by their owner as he sits and watches Vox squirm for a moment, a delightfully smug smirk on his face that the television head might find nice to look at. You know, if he wasn't the subject of it.
But theyâre quick and theyâre deadly accurate, already finding a few spots that make him jolt once againâunfortunately, it's the wiggling in his navel that is close to making him whine out, the sweeping motion almost a little too skilled for someone heâs pretty sure never engages in this kind of play often.
Or maybe he wasn't lying before about his methodsâtickling was a form of torture, was it not? In some places?
That thought alone made him almost kick his leg against the side of the bar.
Surprisingly, though, Vox is holding out stronger than even he anticipated. The tendrils seem to be throwing everything they can at himâlight brushing, wiggling, digging and swirling, even vibrating in some areas. And yeah, it's difficult for him to keep a straight face, but he sure is doing it. He has to, Alastor is assessing him here, and heâs not going to disappointâ
Oh shit, not the hips.
The second two of those wiggling masses slip under his pants and start playing around with the crevice on either side of his waist, he starts to get a little worried. He doesn't make a sound, no, but he can feel his spine curving and his legs pressing up to try and stop their movement, eyes squeezing shut for the first time since this fucking âlessonâ started.
A new, third black tendril is suddenly fluttering against the small of his back, an action that makes the media demon straighten up with a sharp intake. âAh, ah, ah, canât have you ruining your posture~âÂ
How painfully unfair.
Vox isn't sure how much more of this he can realistically take, especially when heâs not granted the simplest mercy of being able to curl up like a bug being toyed with under a microscopeâthatâs essentially what was happening here, right? Those tentacles arenât leaving him any quarter here, digging into his hips with quick precision.
âM-mmghhâŠ!â
The Radio Demon doesn't respond back, taking a sip of his drink before sparing a moment to enjoy the color of it, rocking the glass back and forth with one finger. His ability to multi-task is almost terrifying, Vox canât help but wonder how many of the torture sessions-turned-brutal murders were done while he was busy dusting his console or tending to his equipment.
â...A-alâŠâ
âShh, you can do it, my little picturebox. You donât want to disappoint me when youâve been doing such an incredible job so far, do you?â
No, he doesnât.
The tendrils that are drilling into the hollows of his hips are perhaps the worst offenders of all, the actions making him jittery and snorty as he is forced to sit up. Maybe Alastor did that on purpose, maybe he didn't, but keeping his spine straight was just an invitation for them to dig in deeper. A devious little move on his part.
Fuckfuckfuck.
Oh, this is starting to border on too much to handle. He's pretty sure that line was crossed when this started, but the longer it continues, the more Vox realizes that his inhibitions concerning how embarrassing this was are starting to soften.
Alastor is showing him attentionâthe Radio Demon is playing around with him with that mischievous little look in his face and he has to fight every fiber of his being that's attempting to blush as his mouth squiggles on his bright face.
HeâŠ
âŠ
Maybe he was enjoying it, just a little. Not that heâd let Alastor know that. Not in a million fucking years.
But knowing how scary intuitive the man was, he probably already knew.
Fuck.
âTime to open your eyes, Vincent.â
He hasnât noticed the lack of the barâs usual ambianceâhow could he, seeing as he was so preoccupied? But as he spares a glance up with eyes practically glitching off his screen, he notices that itâs just the two of them. Not even the bartender can be found amongst the empty spaces. At first, a sudden hint of fear hits his chest that perhaps this had been a long con for Alastor to finally consume him like he does with all his other guests on his radio broadcasts.
Tenderizing his meal before eating it.
However, the tendrils mercifully stop their assault on his body, and give him a chance to release the tension being held in his shoulders as he blurts out a sharp gasp and collapses on the bar, panting. Phantom tingles are hitting every inch that was being touched, which is already making it difficult for him and this new dizzying headache heâs got, but he manages to look back over at Alastor with one eye closed regardless.
Fucking hellâŠ
The Radio Demon is taking the last swig of his drink with a little hum in the back of his throat, standing up slowly with his staff in hand. âWell now, that was very entertaining, pal! I must say, I was quite impressed with your stamina; I never expected you would hold out the entire time!â And he gives a light, almost soft prod to the side of his screen. âGood job.â
âY-youâŠwhy the hellâŠâ Vox is still panting, trying to sit up straight and failing every time with how much his body feels like jello. As the other demon moves behind him, he feels a small pang of something hit his chest and turns his massive head to the side. Was he really just leaving after that? Heâs learned pretty quickly that vulnerability is currency down here to the powerful (Alastor included in that category) so he tries to just collect himself as best he can and completely forget what happened to avoid the ache.
Heâs not sure he can stop his heart fluttering so fast, so needilyâŠ
But then something happens that catches him equally as off-guard as when this entire little test started: Alastorâs devilish tendrils immediately grab his wrists and spin him around until his back is against the bar, tugging his arms up and over his head until they are locked in place.
Ow, his fucking headâŠ
At this point, exasperation canât help but leak from his mouth as he growls a little bit with squinting eyes, squirming in place. âWhat the hell are you doingâŠ?â Humiliation? Heâs pretty sure he wonât be able to fight against something like that in this state.
But Alastorâs expression is, surprisingly, not daunting. Itâs relaxed and, dare he say, comfortable as he regards Voxâs new position, twirling his staff before it carefully drums on the floor and he leans against it. âOh dear, you didnât think I was finished with you, did you?â
His static heart stops. âIâŠwhat?â He regains a little bit of his usual composure, once again squirming to try and free himself with little-to-no change in the matter. âAl, justâŠlemme go, alright?â
Heâs embarrassed. And this is the last person heâd want to show that in front of, no matter how much closer they had become.
âOh, but that isnât what you want, now is it?â
Vox bristles a little. âI-I donâtâahem, I donât know what you mean...â Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Alastor tuts before a razor-sharp smile returns to his face as he uses his microphone to tilt the media demonâs ridiculously boxy head up. âNo need to be so embarrassed, Vincent, itâs only natural for someone like you.â The hell does that meanâŠ?! âYou could have gotten up at any moment and left, I wasnât keeping you here. You endured such a marathon because you wanted my attention, you wanted to be the center of it.â
He opens his mouth to protest but nothing comes out. Not even a hope and a prayer that he could make up any kind of excuse.Â
And so, the Radio Demon continues. âAnd Iâm flattered, truly!â He leans a little closer, voice buzzing with static. âI would be lying if I said that despite all of your weaknesses and folly, there isnât a part of me that finds you utterly fascinating.â
Voxâs screen instantly glitches again, light blue dusting underneath his eyes as he blinks rapidly. âYouâŠ?â Can Alastor feel the elation running up and down his spine? Thereâs no way he can, right? The first part of the sentence was utterly flushed from the media demonâs brain as he swallows and tries to focus on something else entirely in the room, lest he say something to ruin this entire encounter.
Fortunately (or maybe not) for him, Alastorâs not done. âWith all that in mind, I think you deserve a reward for putting on such a good show for me, my dearest Vincent. After all, Iâm sure keeping all of those guffaws locked away didnât leave you feeling satisfied, did it?â
Once again, Vox opens his mouth, actually able to formulate a sentence this time. âS-satisfied?!â He squeaks out as the flush returns. âI really d-donât thinkâŠ!â How the hell has this man turned him into this pathetic mess?Â
The Radio Demon is strolling over to the other side of the bar now, gracefully hopping up and crossing his legs before he reaches down to almost affectionately give one stroke of the screen, right under his chin. âThatâs true, pal, this isnât entirely selfless. I want to hear exactly what you were doing such an excellent job of hiding from me.â
There are more of those stupid, black tentacles now, slithering underneath his button up and immediately going to work on some of the softer areas they had been tormenting a few moments ago. Vox immediately tightens, trying to tug his arms down to no avail with a sharp intake of breath. His immediate reaction is to hold it hold it just based on pure instinct alone. However, a small cough of a laugh exits his throat and Alastorâs smile sharpens.
âOh my, donât hold back on my account, good man! Itâs not like anyone can hear you.â âE-exceâheh! ExceptâŠyouâŠ!â
âBut thatâs the fun part for you, now isnât it?â Vox barely manages to shoot him a glare as itâs interrupted by a sudden swipe against his stomach and he yelps.Â
Alastor gives a small hum that sounds suspiciously like a chuckle. âAh yes! I completely forgot that I was saving something very specific for lastâŠ~â The tips of the tentacles drift upwards to those light blue gills and Vox has a moment of utter panic enter his system like a rush of freezing chill from his cooling fans.
Nonononoâ
âAh-hah! AlastorâŠnnnheheâŠ!â He canât even protest without ruining the small bit of control he has over the sounds coming out of his mouth. âOkayokay, listenâŠ!Â
âIâm certainly listening.â
âYou canâŠdo whatever the fuck youâre g-gonna doâŠjust notââ He lets out a sudden shriek that heâs sure is going to be mocked relentlessly as those tentacles start digging to that tender skin, legs kicking up until they are-too restrained against the floor. âN-noâFUCK! Hah-Alasâ!! NnnheheheâŠ!â
âOh dear, did you think that meant I wouldn't continue?â
âNotthereNOTTHEREâ!!â
Those red eyes light up. Not in a kind wayâno noâhe was enjoying the torment of it all. âNot there, hm? Oh, you should know better than that, Vincentâ
Well heâs certainly laughing now, isn't he? He hates how unrestrained it is, how the sound is ripped from his guts and splayed out on his chest for the Radio Demon to hear. His picture box head is starting to glitch and overheat as he feels the tips of those tendrils brush feather-light back and forth across the gills mercilessly, torturously, and almost perfectly to draw out the noises Alastor clearly wants to hear.
âA-Ahahaha-LASTOR!â
âHmm, I wonder if itâs possible for someone to die from laughing too much. I will admit, itâs not something Iâve seen before! What do you think, shall we test that theory tonight?â
Oh shit, heâs not stopping.
Fuck, he actually might kill him with thisâŠ!
âUnless, of course, you'd like to make a deal~â
And there it is. Vox can barely make out the words that the Radio Demon is cooing in his direction, his chortling is a few octaves higher. But he can feel the heat from his companionâs excitement around him, around the static that wafts so naturally for the little television demon.
He once again tries to pull his arms down, a mechanical whine coming from his lips. âN-noâ!! No-hahaHAHA! NotâŠreallySHIT!!â
âToo bad, then. I suppose Iâll have to entertain myself another way until you have a change of heart.â
Red claws are reaching up to take a singular antenna between them, a motion that nearly makes Vox shriek with panic. But it ends in horrific elation as the pads of them draw up and down the thin wire, rolling it slightly back and forth as electricity dances between the two rabbit ears.
The result is instantaneous.
âFUCKFUCKFUCKâ!!â If his laughter had been unrestrained before, this was digging from deep inside and throwing it at the wall. Like laughter he had been holding onto for decades, before he had even died, was being forced to the surface. Face flushed and expression of forced delight open and unfiltered for anyone to see.
And if it didn't make the Radio Demon smirk with some pride. In himself, of course. âOoh, that certainly sounds like itâs too much to takeâis this spot lethal? I must admit, I wasn't expecting you to impress me with your stamina any further, but willingly putting yourself through this just for my attention? Perhaps you are more masochistic than I was giving you credit for.â
The picture box is barely able to wheeze through his intermittent silent laughter and Alastor gives a light chuckle that sends shivers down his spine as he watches, those dial eyes glowing slightly. âDo you even know where you are right now?â
âPLEHEHEHEASEâŠ!!â
Red ears twitch. âTrying to beg me? Oh, thatâs quite the clever trick. However, in the spirit of good competition, I think I made my demands very clear. If you truly want me to show mercy, let's make a deal.â
Vox canât take it anymore. He truly can't imagine this going on any longer and not losing his mind in the process.
âOKAYOKAYâPFFHAHAHA! JUSTSTAHAHAHAP!â
And the Radio Demon does immediately stop. The result leaves the television head gasping for breath with residual laughing that ranges from loud guffaws to annoyingly sick little giggles. His entire body feels as though itâs been rubbed raw with sandpaper, little sparks of electricity that mirror that burn he wasnât used to yet when he first realized he could shock people, and himself. Especially himself.
âS-shitâŠâ Alastor is still holding him strong, and he can only assume itâs to keep him in place until the details are accounted for. Fucking sadist. âS-soâŠwhat do you wantâŠâ
âOh? Already ready to speak? Very well: a favor, from you, at any moment of my choosing.â Heâs crossing his other leg over now, those lidded eyes locked onto him.Â
Oh, that was way too open for his taste. But as he opened his mouth to protest, the tendrils returned to his body, setting up next to his gillsâyesâbut also around his hipbones and stomach, fluttering lightly, threatening.
âStipulations are off the table this time, Iâm afraid. To the winner go the spoils and you are in far too vulnerable of a position to be making any demands right now, Vincent.â He adjusts his monocle before his hand is hovering over the antenna again, wiggling claws menacingly close.
Vox will file this away for later. Because there is no way he can let the Radio Demon get away with this.
âF-fineâŠ!â And he gives a squirm. âF-fucking fine, just let me goâŠâ
âGood man!â The darkness lets him go all at once, drawing a gasp from the picture box as he slinks down to his knees, his legs failing him. There is a brief moment of loss that he feels from the touch alone, but never would he admit such a thing out loud. He instead pulls himself up by the barstool, scrambling for a second on shaking legs before plopping himself on the cushioned seat.
Just in time to see Alastor watching him with a hand over his mouth, hiding that permanent smile that is looking slightly more impish than it was a few minutes ago.
âOh s-shut upâŠâ How embarrassing. No, truly, he canât even imagine anything worse than what the Radio Demon just put him through. âD-did you plan all of this toâŠâ
âTo achieve a deal made with you? No, I could have done that by ripping each of those little wires from your back one-by-one.â Incredibly specific. âIt was just an entertaining way to pass the time and give you a clearly much-needed lesson in improving your stamina!â He leans in close to him. âGaining a favor from you was just a bonus.â
âP-perfectâŠâ Heâs trying to adjust his sweater vest, rubbing the back of his head with a small wince. Why didn't he carry painkillers with himâŠ
âAlthough,â fuck, what the hell? Vox jumps a little when Alastorâs voice tickles the side of his head, making him whip around to blink at him. âI will say that your laughter was quite the enticing sound. Considering how loud you can be, I was surprised how much I personally enjoyed it.â
âT-thank youâŠ?âÂ
âMm, I wouldn't be opposed to hearing it again. Next time.â And he bops his microphone against Voxâs screen gently before making his way towards the door of the empty bar.
Next time.
âŠ
Next time?!












