Nimona has been swimming in my mind since I saw the movie so of course I had to make Goldenheart tickle headcanons
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Ballister
Mostly lee
Worst spot is the sides of his ribs. Guaranteed laughs.
His laugh is very high-pitched compared to his voice. He’s embarrassed about it, but Ambrosius thinks its funny and cute.
Bal cannot say the T word, and Ambro likes to say it over and over to fluster him
He is a flustered ler! He’s shy to tickle anyone, even his own bf. He’s mostly playful and feels bad about playing the “mean” ler. But on rare occasions, he gets in that mood.
Constantly checks up on the lee to make sure they’re ok
Usually loses tickle fights on purpose. But when he is serious about winning, Ambro can easily win by just attacking his sides.
Ambrosius
He likes to chase Bal around the place and tickle the shit out of his sides when he catches him, making him melt into a flustered puddle
Loves pinning down in tickling, not really a fan of bondage
Most of his body isn’t ticklish. His tickle spots are his neck area and back.
His worst spot is his spine and collarbone.
Ambro can lose a tickle fight if Bal reaches his back in time. Just running one finger down it can make him crumble
He snorts! He’s a little shy about it, but Bal thinks it’s adorable
Surprisingly, he’s more noticeably flustered when he hears the T word. Bal is just better at hiding it (unless they’re in a private setting)
you guys are feverish, a flushed color from crying out your tickly desires to my askbox or messages and I never echo back like a ghost town tends to. but @tickleu233 says "how about some tickle headcanons from phineas and ferb?" and i come screaming, with the souls of 400 stray banshees. LIKE LMAO IF UVE NEVER SCEEN PHINEAS AND FERB UM
but to all my requesters, (iykiyk) gitchee gitchee goo. srsly. i need to answer all dat grout in my askbox and im procrastinating bc i laughed at some random poast on the tickle tag for a straight min. ok im gonna try my absolute bestest
pictured, me when your mom
ALSO here's some research I compiled, study up
Phineas Flynn
okay what is the context for this
ok i feel like he wouldn't have problems or be stubborn or any sort as a lee. he's the bluntest yet most oblivious triangle lmao.
most frequent lees are ferb and candace, AND perry- they're siblings (family) alright and they got tons of bonding moments in the show, lol. esp candace when she gets REALLY high-strung, the boys gang up on her. it makes her W H E E Z E
has no problems with tickling. he WILL go a little too far as a ler tho. he seems like the type of mf to just be oblivious to the plight, and accidentally tease a shit ton. always gets wrecked back for being a little shit
it definetely inspired some of his ideas w/ ferb. maybe they got like 1212903109 tickle machine blueprints. like i can see them both planning to build one to annoy tf out of candace or their lil backyard gang. probbaly with the cartoon hands or some rotary feather blades HAOUUUGH cartoon tickle machines... i LOVE cartoony tickle machines u cant BELIEVE
SEE VIDEO ABOVE- they studied the reflexology of the foot lmao--- maybe that one blip in a montage lasted long real time
gets tickled by candace and ferb as well. prob w/ ferb its more brothery stuff like- rough housing and punch to the head while with candace its like affectionate? iykyk
Ferb Fletcher
BRI'ISH lmao
usually softspoken- laughs like thomas brodie sangster BC THATS HIS VOICE AND I LOVE TBS HES SO HES SO ok ill stfu
ler, his one line per episode can be reserved for a snarky teasing remark like "it's been one second." or something. definetly really blunt when it comes to tickling, keeps his same expression while his hands move dynamically, maybe.
embarrassed at being a lee specifically for vanessa. who wouldn't? goth gf omg
the most ler out of everyone here, he's literally so ler. Literally have not seen him laugh
buckles down laughing as a lee, usually wheezes a lot
Candace Flynn
me when I
HAUUUOOUGH that is a LEE. just.
she panics whenever "tickle" is said- probably second-ticklish to Phineas, worst spots are basically everywhere.
such a teasy ler, says stuff like "ooooh, you are SOOO getting it!" or even just straight up says "busted!". FEARED ler in the flynn-fletcher household, even by Perry. the fucking platypus
however that makes people want to get revenge. and revenge they get. super panicky lee, flinchy, leg-kicky, her laugh says it ALL. just- she has canonically been tickled TWICE, will bargain like HELL.
tickles her bf and siblings, verbal teases a shit ton
likes it when jeremy tickles her bc obviously, so it happens often, they switch. OH bless her, shes genuinely the funniest i thought she was annoying
does her little "hehehehe" AAAH
with her unlucky streak always ends up unintentional guinea pig for tickle related inventions.
Agent P
Heinz Doofenshmirtz
he's a platypus, but still. ticklish tummy and sides and stuff bc those are his anthro parts, pretends not to react in his disguise- but his "krkrkrkr" noise gets more high pitched and squeaky.
doof had to restart his monologue about some sort of bacckstory on why he made some random like banana-inator or something while he was being tickled lol
also under his tail and back.
once a tickling trap has managed to subdue him, but managed to get out. he's BAD fucking ASS guys i used to be obsessed with perry bc just- yes
laughter just sounds like the little perry sound ITS A CUTE SOUND
is also a canon ler. LIKE his little fingers omg
maybe his evil clone from the movies used tickles :> LIKE the dystopia setting that was so funny i loved it, i remember the hologram of major monogram showering
canon lee. take this knowledge as you will
either touch starved or absolutely tickle repulsed. perry canonically used it against him in combat
got tickled by norm before he programmed that out of him. some of the 'inators have turned on him. SPEAKING of that, great evil ler for sorta goofy hostage situations and interrogations. OWCA agent hostage situation, yk
invited perry over to work on his "evil laugh" or something would happen in the show and yk what else would happen.. maybe a tk fight
used to tickle vanessa a lot, she H A T E D it.
makes a bunch of stupid descisions that ends in him getting wrecked lol
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Reserved as fuck. refuses to crack, uses her stern voice through laughter, then breaks out into "KGH- HAHAHA-" sort of restrained laughter.
definetly had tickle-inators thrown at her as a halfhearted way to cheer this emo up by doofenshmirtz. i love doof hes funny lol
when she was friends w/ candace iirc, they probably had tk fights bc no matter how weirdly shaped they are, these are tickle headcanons, you can imagine them as regular human shaped lol
GOTH FRIENDS LIKE SHE HAS GLOOMY GOTH FRIENDS SHES A GOTH GIRL omg goth lee
this is what procrastination does to a mf but it was fun so it's ok I got to listen to the SONGSSSS THEY SLAP
As a kid, Diego, and the rest of the Hargreeves, were fairly certain he wasn’t ticklish (spoilers: they eventually find his spots, but he doesn’t have many)
It was unfortunate they didn’t think they could fight back, because holy shit is he a ler
When Klaus comes and asks him for tickles he scoffs and tells him he’s weird
Then tickles the shit out of him anyway
Teases can get a little mean but he’s been known to call Klaus cute and baby him like he’s a little brother sometimes
Did get himself hurt to wreck Luther on occasion, afterwards yelling about how worth it it was
Is living when they all finally catch Five
In their 30s he’s a little more mellow about it, claims he’s grown out of his tickle monster shit but can easily be provoked
More openly teases Klaus for being cute and how much he obviously likes it as they’re older
Sees the look on Vanyas face when the group talks about their tickle wars and makes an excuse just a few hours later to attack her, though he’s gentler with her than he usually would be the others
Makes it his personal mission in life to get Lila in a position where he can figure out her spots without getting knocked across the room
Lee
When they were kids they thought Diego wasn’t ticklish for a while, once again, so he wasn’t a target at all for a little bit
But the kids weren’t entirely comfy being touchy for a while so it takes them a weirdly long time to figure out knees can be spots
Klaus takes his first opportunity after this discovery to squeeze the spot above Diego’s knee (Diego lets him because “bro I don’t care /that/ super much but do you have a reason for randomly...?”)
The first squeeze scares the shit out of him, but Klaus doesn’t stop, and in a few squeezes he’s cackling and twists his way away, onto the floor
Unluckily for him, the others are in the room
Allison hears a rumor he can’t leave the room, and Luther holds him down while Allison, Klaus, and Ben go at him
In the process they discover his thighs are just as bad, and once he’s laughing his hips and sides can keep him squirming and giggling
He was angrier about becoming the subject of tickle attacks when Luther was involved
blushes for the rest of the day
In his 30s, he swears like a sailor when someone tickles him
But ironically is a bit of a better sport about it
As long as he got his shot in at his attacker before or after he feels like he can return to his life with dignity
If Klaus or Vanya tries to get him he purposefully lets them catch him, he really can’t handle the disappointment on their faces if he manages to get away, he’s not built for that
Lila, not knowing, tries to be seductive by playing with his leg once and he shrieks.
When it’s clear Lila knows what happened, his life flashes before his eyes
RIP Diego
(Even though he kind of likes it more when it’s her)
