Whos the big man?
Fandom: DSMP MCYT!!
Characters: Lee!Jschlatt Ler! Wilbur
Summary: Schlatt needed some help with stuff and asked Wilbur to help. Wilbur finds out something about Schlatt.
We love some Lee Schlatt 😍 Also credits to @covenofwives (little lazy) (idk read it?)
Schlatt seemed like the kind of person to watch you trip and then laugh in your face! With no regrets! So when he comes to ask for help, you really wouldn’t expect it!
“Hey uh, Wilbur?” Schlatt walked up to Wilbur, who is sitting down on a bench, and looked up surprised
“Woah, you need something, Big Man? somethings not right!” Wilbur pointed out, Schlatt noticed, and fixed himself quickly.
“Huh? Oh! Nothing! I just needed help with something...”
“Sure! What’s up Big Man?” Wilbur scooted over for Schlatt to sit down, Schlatt smiled and sat down. Feeling comfortable Schlatt asked
“So I was getting something from my under my sink and when I came up I bumped my horn on the top of the sink, and a bit chipped,” He said embarrassed holding out a chipped piece from his horn. Wilbur looked at it, it wasn’t a big chip but it wasn’t small either, it was about the size of his hand
“Oh, are you ok? Did it hurt-” Wilbur started to ask questions, worried about his friend, when Schlatt cut him off
“DONT make it a big deal! and yes it did hurt!” Schlatt said angrily
“Ok ok! what do you need help with though?” Wilbur asked
“This is where the embarrassing part comes in” Schlatt sighed
“You know how to fix things right?” Wilbur nodded
“Ok well, can you help me fix...well this!?” Schlatt’s cheeks blush from embarrassment.
“Sure man! Do you have anything I can “fix” it with?” Wilbur asked
“...Yeah, here” Schlatt handed Wilbur an unlabeled bottle, it looked like glue?
Schlatt stood up looking back at Wilbur giving a look that showed he wanted him to follow. Schlatt walked into some forests that Wilbur had never seen. Schlatt sat down on the forest floor indicating wanting Wilbur to sit down behind him.
“Where are we?” Wilbur asked
“Don't worry about it,” Schlatt said. Wilbur sat down behind Schlatt and began to start the “fixing process”. Wilbur took another look at the bottle to find some instructions written on the bottle with a sharpie.
1. Put subscene onto broken/chipped piece
2. Wait till almost dry,
3. If almost dry place the piece back onto the horn
4. Rub the horn to take off any unwanted glue, make sure it sticks
5. Rap horn with a bandage to keep in place
6. wear the cast for a few days to make sure it’s well fixed.
Looked easy enough, Wilbur made small talk with Schlatt while he waited for the glue to dry. Schlatt loosed up and started to become regular Schlatt.
“Ok I’m going to place it onto the horn now,” Wilbur warned Schlatt, Schlatt got anxious again going back to worried Schlatt.
“...”
“Annnnnnddd! done! Wasn’t that easy-” Wilbur looked over to Schlatt to find him with his hands covering his face giggling,
“Just gehehet it overheher with!!”
“With what?” Wilbur asked confused continuing to fix up his horns,
“Fihihihixing ThehehEHEHEM!! EEEEEE” Schlatt squealed when Wilbur started to scratch the glue off. Wilbur stopped
“Schlatt? You never told me you were ticklish!?!!!” Wilbur asked excitedly
“Youhohou never asked heheHA!” Schlatt giggled trying to play it off.
‘I guess I just never needed to!” Wilbur teased starting to scratch right where the horns met the head of the ram, a little next to his ears. That made Schlatt go crazy!
“NAHAHAHA WAAAAAIIT!! EEEEK!! NOHOHO STOP STOP WILBURRHERERER!!!!!” Schlatt Franticly blurted out from the tickly sensations.
“Whos the big man now Schlatt?” Wilbur whispered into Schlatt's left ear which surprisingly was more sensitive than his right, Schlatt's ear twitched repeatedly.
“AAAAAAAHAHAAA!! WILBUR WILBUR PLEASEHEHEHESSS!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING!! EEEEE” Schlatt begged.
“No no, this is pretty cute what we have going on here!” Wilbur joked, Schlatt turned red at the comment. Now, Schlatt had never called cute, let alone while he is getting wrecked, oh no no no there’s no coming back from that! “Awe little rammy boy ticklish?? awe baby rammy boy? tickle tickle!!” Wilbur's teasing seemed to never stop...
(Ghost out!)
