Ghost Story: Investigating the Mysterious Noises
Over the past month, I had been hearing strange, alien noises that emanated from my closet. It sounded like this: "BREEEEEEEEP."
Closets are a popular dwelling for ghosts and monsters, so I knew that the only answer was that my domicile was haunted.
As you could probably imagine, I was thrilled.
I investigated my closet thoroughly, and found little more than old Investighostion hats and tweed jackets. However, after a little more snooping, I found this:
As I picked it up, it beeped again. Clearly, there is a ghost living inside of this mysterious device. A ghost that communicates not through spooky howls, but through beeps.
I have dubbed this being the TIGER ELECTRONICS GHOST. He is the most horrifying spirit I have ever had the pleasure to name.