May 9, 2023
Housemate #1 (English): I don’t see what the problem is, just get over it
Housemate #2 (Irish): Get out!
- 500+ years of the trouble between England and Ireland in a three second sketch show
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Housemate #1 (English): I don’t see what the problem is, just get over it
Housemate #2 (Irish): Get out!
- 500+ years of the trouble between England and Ireland in a three second sketch show
Things I hear from the kitchen: Part 2
Dinner has just finished. It’s clear up time
Partner: (Whinging, walking through the kitchen) I don’t wanna help. I cooked. I don’t have to..I don’t want to help.
Housemate: (Perfectly reasonable) That’s fine! That’s the rule anyway
Partner: (stomps back in anyway) UGH! Stop being so reasonable. Cunt. Making me feel guilty by being all ok with things. Such a cunt.
Housemate: Call me a cunt one more ti-
Partner: (gleefully) CUNT!
!!PAANG!! Housemate has hit Partner with a baking tray
Partner: BUT YOU TOLD ME TO!!