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nobody judge my plating (or lack thereof) or the fact my yorky is on the table and not a plate. welcome to charlie’s annual birthday roast in which i spend close to three hours on my feet cooking one main and 9 sides (some vegan some not) and think abt killing myself after

tonight’s menu:

salmon wellington (with dijon mustard and a spinach garlic parmesan sitch)

roasted hot honey carrots (+ roasted carrots)

creamed cabbage (+ sautéed cabbage)

cauliflower bake

roast broccolini + zucchini

roast pumpkin

mashed potatoes (+ vegan mash)

yorkshire pudding

bisto gravy

mushroom gravy

#honestly. i really do love cooking #should make a kitchen tag #but. for now #house shenanigans

I feel like my older followers know exactly why this text would instantly alarm me.

I went to his room and asked, “Did you start a fire?” and he laughed and said, “I diiiiiid.” Apparently his “Man Cave” candle in black glass sort of exploded. No serious injuries to him, thank god, but it did leave quite the mark on his dresser.

Sometimes he takes entire days off my life.

#he makes them much more interesting though so I suppose it works itself out #house shenanigans #\users\oz

i remember being excited about house md having a hockey episode (i love hockey it’s like my entire personality) but i completely wasn’t expecting house to put wilson through dad simulator by hiring a child actor to pretend to be wilson’s long lost son to prove to wilson that he isn’t ready to be a father??? and like yeah wilson is pissed at him but in the end he’s relieved that he doesn’t have a kid which like 1) ouch and 2) um shouldn’t we unpack that? but we kinda can’t because this was literally just before the cancer arc. oh and this is a hockey themed episode. yay.